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Evil Canadian Island Dweller

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Dying on my kitchen floor...

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 7/4/2005
Band Website: myspace.com/acidrone
Band Members: So, I’m not really a band, I record some songs sometimes. Hope you like them, kind of. I’ve got a dog named Lucy. She’s great. I like hanging out with my friends and having fun. Thank you.

EROCKATORIUM
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i dug a hole for you
i did it all for you
i pulled, snaked
out of the ground
for you

today the lights stay out in my house
what would you say
if i told you that i need you
and i want you to stay with me
tonight could be the best time of our lives
if you could see on past the truth
it’s nothing more than a dream come true
in my room
nothing stays the same
in my head
everything’s so strange

dead drop ring
from evil monsters and ugly things
the nightmare’s sick
they’re not just dreams anymore
everybody died
and everyone else thinks he’s right
hot damn on the rise
i said found dead on a rock

I CUT MY TEETHES
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ooooh ooooh oooooh

isn’t it a possibility
we been barking up the wrong tree
again and again
too much too fat smashed!
i’ll feel you breaking away
paranoid destruct boy!
body numbed and mind fucked!
searching for redemption
two faced prostitutes!
i need to make a connection!

isn’t it always the same
from the cradle to the grave
it feels the sway
not much to say

march to the beat
of a revolution nation
good morning slaves
thank you for your patience
and everything changed
won’t be the same
when
somebody told me "get some"
ridiculous
yet marvelous
you know you’ve reached emmaculate
glam
money
high society is fabulous

hey tim hows your mom

WIMBERISON
featuring: Big Nasty
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lsd
goddammit

here it goes
she wanted alcohol
just a little more and more
never been drunk before
never knew she could be such a whore
then we skeeted in her teeth

boy-yoy-yoing
in the ding-a-ling
with the yum-yum drops
and the dum-dum pops
i was taking a walk today
and i found sombody named cactus jake
down in south central l.a.
he was with a group who asked me
if i wanted some yay

i used to be black
but now i’m white
i used to be a guy
no i look like a dyke
i used to sound good
now i just make noise
i’m always in court
cause i fuck little boys
i’m mike jackson
ooh mikey jack on you
i’m mike jackson
from neverpants ranch
i think about it
i think about it all the time
i think about it
i can’t get it off my mind

BIW U REALLY KNOW
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prrrrr....

female dogs can’t
fuck other female dogs
now you know
buddies for life
mad props to the homeless and
mad homes for the homeless
don’t bomb the homeless
naw they poor
homeless people
might smell like shit
it doesn’t mean
that they don’t need it
oooooh now you know
beat the streets
our home we’re home

nobody can tell me
that i wasn’t right
i’m so confused
why you tell me
it’s all broken
it’s all broken anyways
it’s all broken anyway
to take pictures
locked you’re in a dream
shallow faces can see
just more than it seems

breathe in
breathe out

break the trend
kill your gods
break your chains
make it change
i wanna go down south
so go down south

i’m gonna kill you
you fucking bitch
rape your injustice
i swear it

Influences: Paul Leary and Gibby Haynes of The Butthole Surfers

Lucy Liu
Scarface
Peter Griffin
J. Mascis of Dinosaur Jr.

A Clockwork Orange
Brooke Burke
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

Dead things
Poking dead things with sticks
Depeche Mode

Jesus
Bruce Cambell
The sound of a guitar
Robert Smith of The Cure

Dirty sanchez photoshoots
Abuse
Menace II Society
Accomplishments
Requiem For A Dream
My mood
The Beach Boys

CKY
Coping a feel
Bacon
Al Jourgenson of Ministry

Awsome looking girls
Evil Dead 2
Frank Zappa

The guitar, the drums, and keyboards
Flesh eating ogres
!!! (chk chk chk)

Eric Cartman
Horror movies
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Electric Light Orchestra

Days of War, Nights of Love
Breast implants
Pink Floyd

Big Nasty
Getting to know people, and then pissing them off
Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys

Full moons
Executions
Mike Patton, Fantomas, and especially Mr. Bungle, the greatest live show ever, and Trey and Danny and Bar and Trevor

Sounds Like: I hope you like it very much.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

BLOG huh?

What the hell is a BLOG.  Oh well, thanks for your time.
Posted by Evil Canadian Island Dweller on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 12:30:00 PST