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lara-sue crucial

I can eat corn through a fence

About Me

I lost my virginity to a mechanical bull.I once met a man with frozen face syndrome and inch-long teeth.I would sell my soul to santa.

My Interests

"fuck me" pants. cereal. flea markets. the ocean. sass. dance parties. arcades. ice cream. playgrounds. atari . wildwood, new jersey. dumpsters. crosswords...madlibs...puzzles! self-serve car washes. horticulture. extreme caving. antiquing. the weather. wawa. PUPPIES!

I'd like to meet:

Sylvia Brown.

Music:

The hot jams..and not the semi-hot jams. Take note: I only pretend to like rap music.

Movies:

wet hot american summer.four rooms.rushmore.drop dead fred.run lola run.but i'm a cheerleader.dirty dancing.emperor's new groove.cry baby.death to smoochy.sunset blvd.pee wee's big adventure.blood sucking clowns from outer space.six string samurai.waiting for guffman.zoolander.

Television:

the gameshow network . dance 360.

Books:

ellroy.palahniuk.kesey.bukowski.eggers.katherine dunn.persian poetry.kafka.rushdie.chomsky.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Yeah, baby...until you're in a coma.

Smothering my boobs in awesome-smelling body lotion before going out always puts me in a more focused mood to score, but then again, it could be because I'm feeling myself up.
Posted by lara-sue crucial on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST