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katie

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About Me

Fixed. !

My Interests

the Lord God, pop culture, shopping, cancer, botany, abortion, Esperanto

I'd like to meet:

New recipes. Someone to wash the egg pan. Triplets.

Music:

Lady Gold, Bill Cosby and the Running Log, Where Did You Graduate?, Memories of a Catholic Girlhood

Movies:

"The Ten Commandments," "Kids," anything by Uncle Werner

Television:

Word of the Day of Bill Westmeyerer

Books:

"Men Are From Mars, Women Are From New Jersey," "Quilting with Aunt Sally"

Heroes:

Tila Tequila

My Blog

Ignore the visuals. Listen to the message.

Some crybaby gays are getting their leather chaps in a knot because of this, but I think she's a true American hero for warning us about fags/faggots/faggotry.  I mean, seriously, before I saw th...
Posted by katie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:40:00 PST

"I won’t hesitate to put ethics in on someone else."

I wish Tom would create a new reality for me between pulling people from burning cars and evangelizing via metaphor and acronym.  I'd like my new reality to not involve sitting on my floor with a...
Posted by katie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:37:00 PST

If only.

I just had this amazing dream that I was holding hands with this beautiful girl, which is fun and all, but this dream also had PUPPIES, BEER, and THE INTERNET.  Additional visual imagery--the gir...
Posted by katie on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:59:00 PST

This makes me feel transparent.

81 Graduate School March 4, 2008 by clander ..Being white means to engage in a day in, day out struggle to prove that you are smarter than other white people. B...
Posted by katie on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:56:00 PST

The Good Samaritans of Craigslist

Free (and unsolicited) advice I received pertaining to the shower curtain problem mentioned below: "Hold the shower and run it towards the curtain, make it wet nicely, then try. Also, try to keep...
Posted by katie on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:55:00 PST

Wonder how long this will last.

Wanted: Somone to Hold the Shower Curtain (Will Pay) Reply to: [email protected]: 2008-03-01, 11:19AM ESTI am looking for an individual who is willing to hold the shower curtain away ...
Posted by katie on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

Thank You, Surplus Package.

I'm not much of an impulse buyer, prefering to spend my money on food and/or booze rather than on things that don't make one fat and/or drunk, but, for some unknowable reason, I just paid money for th...
Posted by katie on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 02:00:00 PST

It’s true.

All of it. Also, I think it's time for a change.  Not being in college in a college town has been fun (plus I recently found a wheelchair, which is apropos of nothing but will definitely come in...
Posted by katie on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:11:00 PST

White people and wet dogs.

A friend told me a story about an African American studies class she took.  One day they were discussing preceptions of race and someone said, "Yeah, like how black people think that white people...
Posted by katie on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Craigslist is full of babies.

Why are these aholes always ruining my fun?  Someone deleted my latest attempt to amuse....Wanted: Moral CompassReply to: [email protected]: 2008-02-14, 11:42PM My girlfriend rec...
Posted by katie on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 10:50:00 PST