I had been just wanting to meet weirdo's. Well it turns out there is too many of you. I've discovered there's like 6 billion of you or something close to that figure. So I'm just going to say right now that if you're interested in meeting (virtually, i don't exist in real life stupid. how many dog's are named bitches? how many of them can type? dumbass.) me, be skeptical. Apply the cynicism that you should be using right now, in every perception you make anyway. In other words, my name is bitches and there is a good chance i'm not going to be "nice." I will be honest, so if you just try to add me as a friend i will gladly explain to you that your an oblivious moron because i don't know who the fuck you are and you should at least send me a message telling me some good reason why i should be your friend. you need to give me a reason to do stuff if you want me to do it, then i get to make up my own mind (it's that mysterious organ in your head that thought, reason, and every goddamned idea you have comes from). i'm not a cow or a sheep or some other farm animal that can be led by some sort of herding dog. most of you are. i'm not an idiot, so it is unnecessary to convey this literally or explicitly. for example you could write a message telling me how i suck and if you do it well i might be your friend, but if you're just talking shit chances are your attempt will backfire and it will prove your own inferiority by the way you simply present your pathetically small ideas. so anyone who sees everything i just wrote as uncomfortably odd should not have even read this far. anyone else, undeterred, good luck and i can't wait to hear from anyone smarter than lassie.