Rugby, Pub, Marmite, Pimms.
Dogs, Horses. No one who refers to themselves as a third person. (That really winds me up. Speak sodding English). People who play stuff. (Take that how you will). People who love using the word 'CUNT'.
People who drink copious amounts of beer. I'm talking at least seven Imperial pints on a Friday night after the bottle of Claret you shared with your mate whilst getting ready, like the English girls do. Ummm Beeeeerrr.
All the Sub Pop bands, Indie, Good Metal (Not that Linkin Fart Shit). Old Punk, Old Dinner Jazz. Adam Ant, Duran Duran, Suig Suig Sputnick, Amplifier, The '88, LED ZEP. Jeff Buckley, Oceansize, The Crucible, Amplifier, Rush, Muse, Pantera, Slayer, Napalm D. Rage. Faith No More; I could go forever.
Okay, here's who need to be put down slowly: Kean, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Baby Shambles (In fact, Doherty should go quickly), Anything derivative. I used to like the Strokes until I was played some Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. The Strokes just copied - note for note - whole Tom Petty riffs.
Star Wars..s, Lord of the Rings..s, While you were sleeping, Scar Face, Starship Troopers, Withnail and I, The Italian job, ID, Indiana Jones..s, Tron, Quadraphinia, Song remains the same, Breakfast club. Dr Strangelove, Alfie, V for Vendetta.
Oh Telly. Well These are but a few... Buffy, Dirty Sanchez, The Office, Teachers, Alan Partridge, Porriage, Angel, Dawson, The A-Team, Magnam PI, Street Hawk, Air Wolf, Dead Like Me, Python, The Goons, The News, The O.C. Smallville, Cathrine Tate.
Dune, Hitchikers Guide to the galaxy, Stupid White men. I think these are the only books I've read.
Spike Milligan, Jimmi Page, John Cleese, Michael Palin, David Hasselhoff, Adam Ant, Mike Patton, Bodica (Killed some romans before getting it herself), Nelson (Killed alot of French people you know. He got it in the end too. "Kiss me Hardy").