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Janna

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About Me

I'm a little teapot short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout! Haha! Just Kidding! Actually, I am currently a poor black child in the inner city. I love to write and have published a couple books under my pen name JK Rowling. You might also know me for my involvement in the Kennedy Assassination. I STILL haven't gotten those stains from the grassy knoll out of my jeans. You failed me, Oxyclean! You failed me! When I'm not getting my degree in cardiovascular pulmonary embolisms, I like to dismantle bombs and obtain government secrets. I am also the founder and president of a non-profit charity for the victims of emu attacks (Rare, but devastating. Hey, I just want to help people). I have three tattoos; a butterfly, a scarlet macaw, and the Japanese symbol for string cheese. Up next is the Preamble to the Constitution on my bum. Am not looking forward to the pain, as I am getting it in size 16 font. I have an all-consuming fear of things that flutter, and I am in counseling for my struggle as a pathological liar. (And by this I mean that everything you have just read is, in its entirety, completely false. Except the fear of fluttering things. That's true. So, Mr. Federal Bureau of Investigation, I don't actually obtain government secrets. Seriously. Sarcasm is lost on all you Fed types.)


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I'd like to meet:

An alien. Or Gerard Butler. Or an alien that looks like Gerard Butler.

My Blog

..And the pursuit of happiness...

I’ll get to happiness later.But first!!! I’ve recently taken a keen interest in the planet. Not so much saving it (but that is VERY important! Live green! Turn off lights! Recycle!), but r...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:37:00 GMT

The creative stylings of Yours Truly

I wrote a song. Weird, right? I don't seem the type. (Just wait til you read the song!) But I was sitting here with nothing to do and the intense desire to create something came over me, and since cre...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 01:21:00 GMT

The Return of the Nerds

Once upon a time (four years ago), a poor little girl named Janna wept in a theater parking lot, cold and alone . It was 3:45 am, and her fragile 17 year old heart was broken. The life she had known f...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:16:00 GMT

My thoughts and other various abominations

This is just an exercise in composing and articulating the various thoughts and questions that have been floating around the vast and incomprehensible regions of my brain. You are welcome to read them...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 01:47:00 GMT

I Have A Dream

That one day I....1. Spend AT LEAST one year living in Israel2. Learn to sail, buy a boat, and spend AT LEAST six(6) months living at sea. Preferably with a man. Who preferably I am married to. Prefer...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Oh, you know, stuff

Have you ever been horrified by the stuff you own? Or, more specifically, the AMOUNT of stuff you own?  Really. Take a stroll through your house and just look at all the stuff. (But to clarify a ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Career Day

It hit me the other night. There I was, downing a pint of Ben and Jerry's, watching Bridget Jones' Diary, when I had a miraclous epiphany. I needed direction! Goals! Money!  I realized that my li...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:16:00 GMT

I.am.going.to.Israel.!.

In like two years. Let me explain.It came to me while I was loading the dishwasher. I looked out the kitchen window and asked myself:"Self, what the crap are you doing with your life? Your best friend...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:08:00 GMT

Well, of course Marky Mark survives!

*The Departed- Spoiler Alert*Recently watched The Departed. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks it's hysterical that everyone dies but Marky Mark? It's so poetic- sure, kill the protagonist...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:17:00 GMT

Joy like a fountain, baby.

1. I just ate a delicious piece of chocolate. It made me happy.       Percentage of Joy: 15%2. Timeline is on tv right now. Yay! Oh, Gerry Butler. So pretty.   ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 01:49:00 GMT