And I wonder if a memory is something you have or something you lost.
I'm not saying I didn't enjoy myself, but I didn't.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer, to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love, to be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy, therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness — I hope you're getting this down.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said "no."
I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 20 minutes. It involves Russia.
In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
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Then you wake up in an old people's home
feeling better every day.
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You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension,
and then when you start work,
you get a goldwatch and a party on your first day.
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You work for 40 years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement.
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You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
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You have no responsibilities, you become a baby
until you are born.
.
And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa like conditions
with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila!
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You finish off as an orgasm!
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