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the bitchmonger

i've lost a friend whom ive shared alot tru myspace... may u rest in forever peace our dear Shamir..

About Me

1st things 1st: i wanna dance like JT-My Love! ive got a bootae which is licious EVEN if u put beyonce's and lil'kim's all2gether, it wont make an inch of a match... HA and HA! but as suhhweeet sexy. yes, no kiddin... i wanna have adriana lima's babies b4 i die. and i hail the almighty super-mother-SO-fuckin-gorgeous-cunt-queen; Jeffree Star!im a boy. a gurl. i can do 'aswirl'. true bitch u dont wanna switch. gorgeous. veluptious. a cunt u dont want. a dildo. a vibrator. a lolly. a cracker. a killer. a dominator. sumtimes could be tamer.im happy. im cheerful. im sleazy. sumtimes boastful. perfectionist. wonder therapist. im NOT a pimp! very funny. ha & ha & ha. try n make me. tease me. bite me. caress me. y not FRENCH me? racists sickens me. posers disgusts me. trannies? let them be. librarian hotties, fuck me! supermodels, i envy. rockers, i am their groupie. i love tits. a fetish on armpits. people adore me. sum even spit me. i spitback. spat venom. hah! people die. i love. people cry. i comfort. people sick. i poison. people weak. i pity'em. honest people. i treasure'em. playboy? maybe. gayboy? dont dare me. toyboy? ABSOLUTE bahaaybee! babes are nyce. bitchez are AWESOME. myne aint free. PARIS iz my wife. BLAINE iz my gigolo. Twister iz wat i call a REAL-MOTHERFUCKA-TOUGH game... stripe t-shirt, blacknwhite. green shorts. pink trucker. yellow sox. chequered shoes. blue suspenders. red specs.--- dats how i normally look like! ibu iz on my right. papa iz on my left. ranie iz everywher. they are my cheerleaderz. we form a pyramid. i hate liars. i'L kill any hypocritz. anyone stab from da back, i stab them from da front. dont dare me. i use blackmagic. BIG TYME! yah it werkz. anyone single? come. lonely? c me. horny? imagine me......... width="425" height="350" ...... Layout made by wentzxxpete at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

cheerleaders cheerleader. safesex practitioner. Vintage iz his things. nice frenz surrounded. religious at time, satanic most of da time. fashion slave. camera maniac. hyperactive baztard. dance expert. accounting iz crapshit. gurls are easy. boys are stubborn.

I'd like to meet:

ibu.papa.ranie.sugarboy.cocoabella... fellaz n bitchezz backhome! met Paris in Dublin.. goodie! so its left to Nicole, PCD and of course; Jeffree Star!

Music:

rnb. gothica. rawk. indie. dharma. rave. worldmusic. crunk. triphop. dangdut? (;] euw.. trance-rave-hse

Movies:

Hallmark sob stories. itz good. am not jokin!

Television:

mtv mtv.. mtv n oh mtv!

Books:

everything. itz insatiable.

Heroes:

my family n my late granma; MaK... (love u)