First off, we guess r "Add to Friendz" link iz broke ... damn kittahz! *Snortz* So, til mom can fix it, plz use da user short cutz or da link mom created if you'd like ta play wit us!Ok! Dere r actually 2 of us ...
I b Diezel a Mini Chinese Shar-pei almost 3 yrz old now. Since da mom haz last updated dis part, I have made lotz of progress wit ma training. 4 doze of u dat r new 'round here, I have people issuez. Mom'z been workin w/ me real hard & she will let me off da leash 2 meet some peepz. Or, if I'm already off da leash (YEP! I walk off leash unless dere'z lotz of carz or a sketchy lookin dawgiez!), she warnz da peepz dat I am in training & just not pet me. Sum smellz good, but I still give em a lil scare if dey move too fast or talk 2 me.
I luvz goin furr walkz, drinkin from da lake (I DON'T swim!), ma banana treatz, ridin in ma car, playin tug o war, & I swearz dere'z still somthin 2 doze squirrelz! ... MUST GET ME 1!!
I b Shyloh, a rescue, Pei Pain-in-da-butt mix. I'z not sure if dat last part iz a real dawgy, but mom sayz dat'z wat I am. I'll b 1 dis year & I'm still really shy round peepz. I barkz at em n RUN! Heck, I barkz at anything! I hate walkz! I will do anything 2 get back home, even tear my nailz off on da pavement & choke myself. I have a speshul collar dat helpz sometimez, but dere r too many noisez & other thingz outside ... I b ALL set! I do like goin down da path tho! Dad will even let me offa ma leash sometimez & I just run & run!
I still have 2 stay in ma crate when it'z just Deez & I home. I love 2 chew sheetz, couchez, shoez, anything plastic, Netflix moviez, dish towelz, & many other thingz. Thinkz dat'z why dey crate me ...?! I like 2 play w/ ma toyz too, which I have many, but doze other thingz r just too tempting!
I do have sum good in me, way way down! I love playin fetch, indoorz of course. Mom sayz I pay very good attn when dey try trick throwz on me. I don't fall 4 it & keep ma eyez on da ball & sometimez catch it in da air. I can balance my front pawz on em & pick em up & hold em in da air while upside down. I also have very good dexterity, whateva dat iz. I jus know I can run real fast & trick Deez out while playin, jump sidewayz onto ma couch while runnin from him, leap ova him, or duck under him if he chargez me! Mom sayz I must have 1 more brain cell den him! But den I do sumthin stoopid like growl or start a real fight w/ Deez, & dat brain cell count goez down again.
I have perfected all da trickz I have been taught. But dat'z bout it. Mom sayz I b goin thru a bad phase right now. They be workin harder w/ me than Deez cuz I have more serious issuez. Ma daycare even sed I waz an aggressive player & bumped me into da bigger dawgiez group. Guessin I scared da "chew toy" dawgiez! BOL! Ah well, guess dat'z wat can happen 2 an abandoned puppei ... least I have a lovin, dedicated family now!
