I'm a 7 year old Chinese shar-pei which is around 42 in human years (I know my profile says 97, but I had to raise my age since I got tired of getting spam from nekked wimmen), live in Maryland, and have an older sister, Clio. I love Aunt Amy's famous gingerbread, vanana yogurt, Balducci's roast chicken, cheese, and Mom's turkey meatloaf and homemade chicken noodle soup. I'm sweet, cuddly, caring, and loyal. I spend my leisurely days lounging on the living room carpet, sunning myself on the backyard patio, standing on my hind legs to look out all windows and to see what's on the kitchen counter, barking at the mailman and lawn guy, and chewing on my nylabones. Mom would say that I'm naughty and oh-so spoiled, too. I have been told that I snore... JUST A BIT! I guess you could say I am the epitome of what is termed a 'pampered pooch!'