Firstly, I am here to meet *interesting* new people. If you have absolutely nothing to say about yourself, or if you generally send emails saying something along the lines of "hay sweety if your looking for a big hard one let me know," please solicit others for their time and vaginas; not me. Secondly, if you are a returning fan in search of my old MySpace rant, check my blog. The rant was too popular to remove entirely from my page, but I'm rather certain that normally intelligent people have skimmed over me as a result of taking the fake "About Me" seriously prior to scrolling down and reading the fine print.
Secondly, I am appallingly slow in responding to emails. I assume I have some form of obsessive-compulsive disorder, which makes the simple task of sending a quick, polite response seem like a horrible chore. I'm aware of the fact that I do not have a remarkable vocabulary, and I still struggle with basic rules of grammar. I do not wish for people to think less of me due to my academic inferiority.
If you went to college, chances are that I am, in fact, academically inferior. I know very little about literature or history or modern discoveries in science. I took calculus in high school and my favorite subject was physics, but I can't perform simple algebraic tasks at this point in life. I did not have any specific career interests at the time I was graduating from high school, so I forfeited a real education and decided to go to art college simply because I loathed studying and I could draw and paint fairly well. Unfortunately, I began to loathe art, and somewhere along the line I realized that going to an actual school and majoring in engineering should have been an obvious decision. However, I managed to survive five years of double majoring in illustration and fashion design (my illustrations and some clothes I've made can be found in my pictures), I managed to find my niche in design development, and now I have a sweet gig as a technical designer at A&F. Note that I've written "fashion engineer" as my occupation, because that’s a much more descriptive term for what I actually do.
When I'm not at work or writing student loan checks, I'm probably being infuriated by political events. I consider myself to be very liberal, but I'm wary to describe myself as a Socialist, Democrat, or a Libertarian, especially in this particular country. Because government tends to become corrupt, I understand the desire for government to be as small as possible, but I feel that we should strive for a government that exists to help society remain stable. I am in favor of socialized medical care, for instance. I don't believe there is any good reason for drugs to be illegal, especially if alcohol IS legal. I think laws should exist to HELP people, and not to defame otherwise good citizens for shit like consensual statutory "rape." I feel that speed limits are generally good ideas, but the laws are abused. Same for capital punishment: I think we should be merciless in executing criminals, however, because the system is set up so that it is so easy to convict and murder innocent people, I'm for abolishing the penalty altogether. If you’re a sane person, I don’t see why you shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun. I believe, that under absolutely NO circumstance, should we allow religion to play a role in government decisions. Shouldn't basing laws on the golden rule be sufficient?? I feel that it would be nice to meet someone else who actually thinks we as a society should help people instead of bitching and moaning about rich people having a disproportionately large tax burden. And so on and so forth.
In general, I'm very quiet, very shy, and am overall a very good specimen of an introvert. Therefore, I probably won't go out of my way to talk to you, so don't be offended. I dislike alcohol immensely, so I probably won't want to party with you, either. Sorry, I'm a fucking geek. Deal with it. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
