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About Me

Its back to the hate section. Most people want you to get to know them by learning what they like. I prefer the negative approach. I hate, in no particular order, bad art, comics with good covers but bad interiors, onions, peppers, beer, football, esp OSU football,fat and ugly people-you can be one or the other but if you are both you go to the labor camps until you are either skinny or attractive, shitty bands, any type of music that has a stupid name-hardcore is a type of porn stop confusing me, anything emo, whiny bitches-if no one is shooting at you your life is ok, being poor, stupid people, children, ugly children, dating, most women, bad anime, vegans(just out of spite-not for any particular reason) white people with dreads, anyone getting laid more often than me, married people, cats, married people with cats, douchebags and the women who love them, sobriety, people who date "types"-if everyone you date looks like you it means you are shallow, PeOpLe WhO tYpE tHiS, people who type "R" instead of "are and "U" instead of "you," student loans, small asses, flip flops, tribal tattoos, soul patches and othe dumb facial hair, popped collars, spiky hair(unless its in anime), Vista, Macs, Adobe Illustrator, mayonaisse, dressing, stuffing, Kugel, fundamentalism, and last but not least racism.so if are/have/enjoy three of these things we can still be friends, but four, four's the cutoff.ALSO PEOPLE CHILL THE FUCK OUT PEOPLE, MYSPACE ISN'T REAL!"Michael, to me, you are a legend" -Kristin Ramos53%

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My Interests

I draw comics, fold clothes for the man, and am a camp counselor.

I'd like to meet:

HAWT WIMMENZ, more lesbians for my army, a woman who doesn't make me wish I was gay, people who will pay me for my art, and people who will buy me booze.

Music:

ladytron, carina round,bitches, hot hot heat, killers, cibo matto, beastie boys, boa, tatu, dizzee racal, busta rhymes, kanye west, self, shins, alizee, lara fabian, prodigy, mindless self indulgence, self, michael Jackson, a perfect circle (1st album other 2 are garbage), le tigre, peaches, jem, the darkness, butterfly boucher, frou frou, electric six,

Movies:

Equilibrium, boondock saints, Gundam wing, Old bloody anime, Bitches, Kill Bill 1, Vampire Hunter D, Amercan Beauty, Headwig and the Anrgy Inch, Pollock, Big Lebowski, The Boondock Saints, Lord of the Rings, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, Kill Bill 1, Pulp Ficiton, Trainspotting, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mallrats, Priates of the Carribeian, Dancer in the Dark, Donnie Darko, Adaptation, Dogma, Fight Club, Blow, The Matrix, Cowboy Bebop. Soul Taker. Backdoor Bitches ..17, The Professional. POOTIE TANG, Shaolin Soccer. Napoleon Dynamite. Hellsing(anime), Finding Nemo, Constantine, Ong Bak, Hitch, Action Jackson, Masters of the Universe, Neverending Story, Labryinth, Warriors, Samurai Champloo, Blackhawk Down, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, The Limey, I'm gonna get you sucka, Hostage, Hitch, King Arthur, The condemned, grindhouse, 300,

Television:

Avatar, THe shield, batman, battlestar galactica, star trek

Books:

Ultimates, NYX, 4, Loki, High Roads, Astonishing X-men, Losers,

My Blog

Niggaz or You can’t take Rochelle anywhere

So I was about leave Skullys tonight and hanging out with my friend, lets call her Rochelle. Rochelle(from what I gathered) had been talking shit to some white dude inside the bar, said white dude wa...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:47:00 PST

New Years Resolution fo dat ass...

1. Stop talking to bitches and spend more time with friends who are actually worth my time 2. Drink less, I'm not gonna do it, but it sounds good. I am hoping adhering to number one will lead to numbe...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:36:00 PST

Adventures in Coke land

so recently ata bar, a hot young woman said to me, "lets go to your house!" Normally to most men, this would mean "hey, lets go fuck!" NOw I am all for the occasional fuck and all but upon our return ...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:05:00 PST

I gots tagged

TAG Current mood: contemplative Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, y...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

I have decided to set some goals

Goals thus farget a job: check!plan and execute 13-15 art pieces for grad school: unresolvedgather info/apply to grad school: unresolvedget Frank to be social at least once every 6 months: mission:imp...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:14:00 PST

Derby after party and twister madness

I think I know enough derby girls to officially be labeled a derby whore. My compatriot Jenny, and I set out to the after party seeing as how we were too poor to afford tickets to the actual bou...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:08:00 PST

Triple H must die!

So Kevin recently purchased Smackdown vs RAW, a game based on the wildly popular WWE franchise for his brother as a "gift." Fortunately for us, his brother doesn't get here until August so it wa...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:53:00 PST

new job blues

Well apparently "we'll send you a contract tomorrow" turned into "we'll call you next week and let you know which artist we pick" which then turned into "we've chosen to go with another artist." ...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

My first roller derby experience and amazing random shit afterwards

So Jenny and Holly finally got me to go out to a ROller Derby bout. I had never went to any previous ones because they were on Sundays and of course Hollister owns my soul on Sundays. Anywho, I ...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Tue, 15 May 2007 02:03:00 PST

Me + Nationwide = Comics + Monies

So I finally got a job using my degrees(all of them). Nationwide in contracting me to draw comics promoting/explaining their IT department. Its more like a steady freelance job where I will get paid b...
Posted by Impirius Wrecks on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:24:00 PST