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About Me

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I am completely out of my mind and I wouldn't have it any other way. I enjoy GOOD beer, tequila and the crazy times that follow. I am a huge music fan and listen to pretty much anything...as long as its good. I am really into Indie music at the moment cuz sometimes "the man" doesn't know what real music is. If I had to choose between television or the internet that would be the hardest decision of my life!I love fashion and everything that I can't afford. Sometimes I try to "recreate" things with my sewing machine and that just normally frustrates me. I enjoy drawing and painting but don't do it much anymore because its so much easier to manipulate things on my computer. I have become quite the photoshop queen. I love sports...watching and playing and find celebrity gossip completely fascinating. I am married with a wonderful 4 year old son who is quite a handful. I always say "one and done" because I am not having anymore kids. LOL....and thats about it for now. Later. My Favorite ModelsMy Dream Car no, really.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

more shit

Music:

NIN, Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead,Bloc Party, CYHSY, ETBG, Frou Frou/Imogen Heap, Beth Orton, Coltrane, Beastie Boys, TV on the Radio, Stars,Peaches, Cat Power, Johanna Newsom Tori Amos Dido, RHCP, The Arcade Fire, Stars, Fiona Apple, Portishead, Phish, Bright Eyes,the knife, Michelle Branch/The Wreckers, Rachael Yamagata Bjork Lily Allen,Cold War Kids, Arctic Monkeys,Amy Winehouse, Panda Bear, Robyn, Nelly McKay,DMB, M.I.A., A Tribe Called Quest, Basement Jaxx, Damien Rice,The Decemberists, My Morning Jacket, The Mountain Goats, Madonna, Bob Marley Ani Difranco Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Snoop Dogg, Coldplay, GNR, Doves, Beck, Moby, Nirvana, Maxwell, George Michael, Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado The Cure Liz Phair PJ Harvey Regina Spektor Sufjan Stevens

Movies:

Books:

http://www.myheritage.com She's Come Undone, The Tommyknockers, Running With Scissors, The Bridges of Madison County, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Devil Wears Prada

Heroes:

MY MOMMY SONMY POP

My Blog

do you know what you like to drink?

well figure it the fuck out. i cant stand when people sit at the bar and can't figure out what they want.sometimes i have to wait like 5 minutes!!! i will cut a little slack for a woman...
Posted by Bernadette on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 03:24:00 PST

treat your server like a human being

don't act like you server is a second class citizen. if there was no one to serve food in the world it would be a sad place. so, stop being a snobby prick.
Posted by Bernadette on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

Tipping for dummies

every fucking day i hear people saying "just double the tax". In NY that means a wait person who did a great job is only getting 16% instead of 20%. 20% PEOPLE!!!!! if they do a shitty job than do wha...
Posted by Bernadette on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:20:00 PST

when you sit at the bar....

...and order a drink.....put your $$$$ on the bar. it makes me uncomfortable to beg you for your $$$$. an exception is if you are eating or running a tab.
Posted by Bernadette on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:28:00 PST

FUCKING BEEF

here we go folks!!!!! these are temperatures. STEAK TEMPERATURES Rare Very Red Cool Center Medium Rare Mostly Red Warm Center Medium Red Band Hot Center Medium Well Pink Center Well Cooked T...
Posted by Bernadette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Center of the Universe Diner

NEVER interrupt me while i am at another table. it is out of line and extremely rude. i rarely get bitchy but i put customers right in their place when the do such an obnoxious thing. CALM THE FUCK DO...
Posted by Bernadette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Ants In your Pants!!

This is my bitch page about patrons i wait on ...and also a guide to better understand how to eat out. I often joke with the girls at work about writing a book someday. this is the perfect place to ge...
Posted by Bernadette on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST