By day i am a lowly house boy but by night i turn into the amazing spongeman and fight crime, mostly knocking down those who are uppity.
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not going to jail, not like im going or anything but it always helps to be careful
So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
I am currently writing a movie script with a friend, but it sucks
i am well versed in the ways of the idiot box.
the last book i read was "morris the moose" which happens to be the first book i ever read... it was kinda a let down
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