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Brian

About Me

I love my friend Courtney....and not her lil sister(but she hates me anyway) what do you NEEED to know? ;) I'm hairy like animal...grrr baby very grrr

My Interests

I like long walks on beaches, playing in the rain, and sipping on martinis while I file my taxes. I also like playdough and cupcakes. Mmmm...cupcakes...

I'd like to meet:

someone famous, like courtney gerber, the gerber baby. she's hott!! no, seriously...i think, um...garfield. Maybe snoopy. Oh, and most def charlie brown.

Music:

Anything with instruments. or voices...I hear voices...do you??? They tell me things, like how beautiful I am. And how I would make an incredible weekend crossdresser. Back to music...Country sucks, and so do you =)

Movies:

Anything with Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, or Jasmine (from Aladdin). Brad Pitt is my mortal enemy and is the absolute worst actor in the world. Ha-ha-ha...Plus, it would be much easier to be the hottest male alive with him gone...

Television:

I like Barney and Teletubbies, and just about anything with big furry puppets as the main characters. If only they could make a lifesize puppet of Princess Jasmine...

Books:

Just about anything with words. but not the long ones. I like books with pictures. Like pictures of Jasmine and Angelina Jolie. Pop up books are awesome too. I like the way they pop.

Heroes:

not Brad Pitt...but definitely Conan the Barbarian. He's big and strong, and he drinks milk. Ooh, and I like his loin cloth...but not in a gay way. I think it adds a nice touch.