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They call me Bear Suit!

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About Me

Jesse Jesse Bo Bessie Fe Fi Fo Fesse Banana Bana Bo Bunk Fe Fi Fo Funk!! JESSE FUNK!!!
I come from the sewers. i am a mutant. i was created from a tampon and a condom and alot of toxins and this is what happend. what a bad fucking combo. i feed on mud and i like to lurk in public restrooms. i have a belly button, its an inney. i have 2 nipples. my eyes change colors from blue to green on a regular basis. i like to pick peoples noses and ears occasionally just becasue they get weirded out and im kinda weird, LIVE WITH IT! i shit (actually more of a shart my pants) in october of 05 trying to fart to hard during a fart contest with buddies. Gross huh. LOL true story hahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!! i know thats totally disgusting but i have learned to laugh at myself, i made a snow man in my yard and it has a penis the size of a car. i live in a pretty good neighborhood here in duluth too. LOL they prob hate me. it was alot of fun.
I think i could prob be considered somewhat of something like a punk rock hippy hybrid. I like piercings and tattoos (but like people with out that stuff just as much), and loud heavy music (but not really that super screamy kinda stuff i can't understand). At the same time i care about the enviroment, love being outside and in the woods, and like jam bands, bluegrass, and folk music. I try not to care what alot of people think of me. I am who i am, you don't like me then go away and don't worry about it. but i do like having close friends.
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Just trying to turn this feces to fertilizer so that the flowers can bloom.
My name is Jesse Funk. I grew up mostly in Askov. I also lived in Moose Lake and Willow River, so never leaving too far from here. My parents are divorced and i mostly live with my mom. My dad also lives in Askov. Technically I am an only child but have 2 step brothers, 2 step sisters, and 2 little half sisters. I went to the University of Wisconsin-Superior for criminal justice but decided that it wasn't for me, so now i have have transfered to UW-Stevens Point for natural resources management and forestry, because i love being outside. I have lots and lots of energy most of the time. I NEED people, if people are happy and have energy i am happy and have energy. I love animals and i dont kill them, but i do eat them....i know, FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD!!! i dont like driving trucks unless i need to haul something big...trucks are stupid! i do like road trips and when i get bored i end up driving around. i like to do lots of random things and be kinda spontanious. i like being outside!! i love the rain and camping and stars! Blah Blah Blah ask me if you want to know something, jeeze. . .

URGENT:.. I have a friend named Cosby and he is deffinatly a lover and not a hater, but if you fuck with me or my friends he will slap the SHIT out of you!!! Cosby wants to be a movie star, but i don't think that would be a good job for him. I think he should take up a career in some sort of fighting or as a guard or bouncer or police officer. Cosby is the man and if you don't know who Cosby is then go away. You will thank me later.
P.S. COSBY IS AN 20" DOUBLE SIDED DILDO OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION! He is pink and trasparent and my good buddy Noelle thought of the name because he is like jello. He went on a road trip to philidelphia during the spring break of 06 and had the time of his life meeting all kinds of people and going to zoos and doing the whole tourist thing. HE HAS NEVER NOR WILL EVER ENTER ANY WHOLE IN A SEXUAL MANOR SO DON'T EVEN BEG FOR IT! Now he has turned more to an orangeish color due to sitting on top of a florescent light. kinda sad.

Every Monkey Like To Be In My Place Instead Of Me 'Cause I'm The King Of Bongo, Baby. I'M THE KING OF BONGO BONG!
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My Interests



I LOVE to snowboard, play my banjo, skateboard, hang with friends, go to concerts, being weird, partying, music, fires, camping, riding my motorcycle, hiking, adventures, piercings, tattoos, watching people (listening to their conversations is kinda fun too), talking nonsense, have pointless conversations, being totally random, art, making stuff, playing outside, hackey sack, frisbee, graffiti, getting into mischief,. . .I just like to be with my friends having fun, doing almost anything

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I'd like to meet:

Anybody that is uber cool and members of sweet bands The real question is: Who wants to meet me? Where's the love at?

Music:

I like punk, alternative, rock, metal, reggae, oldies, blues, bluegrass, basically im really open, not much for country though. I listen to Rancid, Green Day, Dropkick Murpheys, Rise Against, Pennywise, Avenged Sevenfold, Alkaline Trio,The Matches, Sublime, Flogging Molly, Social Distortion, Atmosphere, The Distillers, Gorillaz, Incubus, Atreyu, A.F.I., Blindside, The Clash, The Ramones, NOFX, The Doors, From First to Last, Mike Park, Me First & The Gimme Gimmes, The Offspring, The Misfits, Mudvayne, Millencolin, STUN, Scrapper Law, Thrice, Suicide Machines, Time Again, Ween, The Unseen, Vision of Disorder, Less Than Jake, Big Brother and The Holding Company, The Grateful Dead, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, Transplants, TOOL, PRIMUS, Cake, Von Sauce, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Charlie Parr, Trampled By Turtles, Two Many Banjos, 40 Below Summer, Mushroomhead, many many more, . . . . .

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Old School, Boondock Saints, Tommy Boy, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,The Never Ending Story, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Edward Scissor Hands, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Fight Club, Snatch, Troy, Super Troopers, SLC Punk, Finding Neverland,Beerfest, the number 23, grandmas boy, BORAT!!! Blow,Shrek (the first one mostly), American History X, Beerfest, BORAT, Grandma's Boy, more i can't think of right now

Television:

Family Guy, Lost, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Price is Right, Antique Road Show, prank calling infomercials. I love cartoons.

Books:

Dr. Seuss. Stories are great and the art work is awesome. Not much of a reader though.

Heroes:

CAPTAIN PLANET!!! lol actually he is lame but that makes him cool. ARNOLD MOTHER FUCKIN' SCHWARTZENEGER oh and of coarse G. W. Bush HAHAHAH, YEAH RIGHT!!! FUCK BUSH!