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Joseph

Where did everybody go?

About Me


"Yes... No... Maybe. Wait a minute... What did you say?"

My Interests

Painting, Photography, Design, Music, Movies, Reading, History, Downhill skiing, Golf, Sailing, Wine, Gourmet cooking, Making people laugh, People that make me laugh, Laughing with people, Laughing at myself... pretty much I like to laugh!!! Quick, say something funny!

I'd like to meet:


Make me beautiful...
Make me...
Perfect soul
Perfect mind
Perfect face
A perfect life

Make me beautiful...
Make me...
Perfect soul
Perfect mind
Perfect face
A perfect lie

the Engine Room "A Perfect Lie"

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, Peter Gabriel, Dead Can Dance, Damian Rice, Ben Lee, The Cure, Tracy Chapman, Jack Johnson, Brian Eno, Lenny Kravits, Tori Amos, Dave Mathews, Goldfrapp, Air, Ulrich Schnauss, Lewis Taylor, KCRW Mornings Become Eclectic, KCRW Chocolate City, KCRW Metropolis ... I like KCRW music and programing so much I hardly listen to anything else. Check it out www.kcrwmusic.com

Movies:

Anchorman, The Big Lebowski, China Town, Citizen Kane, Cinema Paradisio, Closer, Dr. Strangelove, Fight Club, The Game, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Life Aquatic, L.A. Confidential, The Legend of 1900, Lost Highway, Love Actually, Mullholand Drive, Napoleon Dynamite, North by Northwest, On the Waterfront, Seven, Rear Window, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Sideways, Suicide Kings, Traffic, True Romance, The Usual Suspects, and Vertigo

Television:

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart & The Colbertt Report

Books:

Cats Cradle, On the Road, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Brave New World, The DaVinci Code, Martin Dressler: The Tale of an American Dreamer, Islands in the Stream, This Side of Paradise, Fountainhead, The Pleasure of My Company, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Metaphysics of Morals, The Celestine Prophecy, A People's History of the United States: 1492-Present, and Dreams from My Father

Heroes:

Barak Obama, Adlai E. Stevenson Jr., Trent Reznor, Brian Eno, Jon Stewart, Spalding Gray, Kurt Vonnegut, Jack Kerouac, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemmingway, David Lynch, Wassily Kandinsky, Noble Ross, Russell Hanson, Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, Frank Gehry, Ayn Rand, Frank Lloyd Wright, Itzchak Tarkay, Aldous Huxley, Eddie Van Halen, Stevie Ray Vauhgn, Steve Lukather, and Floyd.

My Blog

Art Links etc.

I have permanent gallery representation in Omaha at Jackson Artworks! Woohoo!here are some links to more of my artwork, www.josephhanson.netwww.jacksonartworks.comwww.artquest.com/ Giveaway/12-99feat...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 12:39:00 PST

Little known fact...

Little known fact&Did you Know? A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menst...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:24:00 PST

Survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Joseph HansonBirthday:April 21Birthplace:EarthCurrent Location:Planet AriumEye Color:Hazel, well Brown, no Hazel... wait green, no definitely Hazel... light bro...
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:18:00 PST

Yellow Painting, the story.

A few have asked about the yellow painting in my pictures, so here goes - a little long but - "it is what it is". I cut and pasted it from a letter I wrote to one of my friends recently. Originall...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

Mc or BK

Okay, I'm riled up... What the fuck is with this McDonald's or BK question on those damn "get to know you" quizes? It is SO annoying. None of us like it and why is it on that stupid fucking quiz?...
Posted by Joseph on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 11:58:00 PST

No longer 100 years old

So, I thought I would be "100 years" old on this to kind of hide from random searches and what not. Well, I was just playing around and thought I would see who else is "hiding"... turns out a bunch ...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 07:17:00 PST

Long Needles For Large Butts/More obesity means even syringes aren't long enough anymore.

This is kind of long but worth it. Enjoy! - Joseph Long Needles For Large Butts/More obesity means even syringes aren't long enough anymore. What the hell are we so hungry for? By Mark Morfor...
Posted by Joseph on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 02:37:00 PST

Silent Electric Buses

Myself on trying to be friends with an X: I feel like I was crossing the street quite legally with a smile on my face and I got hit by a very quiet electric bus& People with grudges shouldnt be a...
Posted by Joseph on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:14:00 PST

Pronoia

from the book "PRONOIA Is the Antidote for Paranoia: How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Good Things" * Thousands of things go right for you every day, beginning the moment ...
Posted by Joseph on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 11:42:00 PST

The Coolest Dog on Earth and Planet Arium

Monte is the coolest dog. She is beyond adorable. When I take her for walks around Grey's Lake every single person we pass smiles at us and many, many, many say something to the effect of "What a gr...
Posted by Joseph on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:46:00 PST