J.K. H@lla!!! [May 19th]

Well i'm a living person, human, mammal, decendent of primate if you believe in such a thing unless of course you're atheist then i hope you know that when you die, NOTHING HAPPENS!! and if you do become reincarnated as a tree as some of you so rightfully believe then best believe im gonna be that lumberjack (no pun intended) thats gonna come cut your punkass down and chop you into different items used only by religious folks..so HA!...so uhhmm well shit man fuck it im done thats all u NEED to know. in all caps so i guess writing it in lower case was pointless like a broken pencil tip, unless you haven't had your fair share of your so-called "jack kafer-fix" then message me fool...k thats all except for this freestyle compliments of beepee and beekayy prolly the sweetest shit you'll ever read!!! my name is jack kafer hollaaaa/ you know ima ballaaa/ shot callaaa/ holllaaaa/ high rolllaaa/ cause im jk holllaa/ this song is noice/ i want some toast/ hoolllaaa!!! pretty much street heat comin from the belly of the brook park beast i think it was pretty sweet if u ask me....sorry sumtimes cant help myself from beastin with the lyrics haha...k so uhh i pretty much know some of the coolest people in the world which are Ken P. H@lla, Dave P., matter of fact the whole P. family, Ryan P. & T., Spiderman aka A-Zinks!!!, Alex, all my O.G.'s from Arizona, Chris, Bri & Bonniquey girl, Chauntae, R.I.P. Ashley Miller =[, everyone from cactus high class of '07 and the ones i knew from '06, everyone from Berea High class '07 even though i dont talk to a lotta you and some ppl changed for the worse i still got love for you all, Livy Lee my chinese wife, Magilla Gorilla, Johnny Quest, Astro Boy, Justice League, the Super Friends, the whole cast of not only Aqua Teen Hunger Force but Family Guy as well, also the boondocks cast for those pokemon fans that i know aka scott aka man who loves to watch grown men hack away at their own balls haha, also DJ Choo for bein the 2Pac mixing beast..check his shit out yo...K so sum for real stuff about me....im 18..i like playin basketball a lot and jumpin on trampolines and showing off sum o.n.s.s. shit (o.n.s.s.= original ninja skill shit) jogging an approximate 3.4 miles at 1 a.m. happens to be nifty along with walkin around dunking on random peoples basketball hoops jus dont be caught on meigs haha, oh and I recently joined the marines so come May 19th its pz out for me & Ken P for three months =((( not that you'll miss us haha....i guess u could consider me pretty energetic & a definite smartass but i'd like to think im real as far as always bein myself but uhh im really into music its a major part of my life not like a military major or anything and driving around bumpin while yellin obsenities out to random ppl with smile on a stick (which by the way after thought of being lost forever was found recently so yeah most likely when you see me ill have it as my sidekick, although not to be mistaken for my t-mobile cellular device lol)is probably one of my fav activities oh and subway happens to be the choice of fine dinin for me hahaha well cheap fine dinin anyways especially when u pretend to work there its kinda fun unless its like 3a.m. then its taco bell and stoppin at scary shirtless ppls houses and knockin on the window to say hey only to discover they're watching fishing infomercials....as far as girls go nowadays idk no offense but not too many real true women exist anymore but h@lla to those that still do lol...idk i think ima pretty easy goin person all in all....im kind of famous for a 4a.m. voicemail i recorded well atleast if u heard it i am but uhh i just graduated not like this exact moment like a couple months ago which as exciting as it was its still hard to believe its over not that it could be soft to believe if you're following me not following me like in follow the leader, red light green light, or simon says but following me in the meaning of what im talking about ...but uhh now its time for some shout outs: AHHHHhhheaheojsfijosdfjojsHHHHHHA...POJHDSOFJOSDJOFJ!!! k glad thats over..wait..encore...LHJDSOLlhLJljdfjLJdfljsdfjjdsfjoiJLCKLj dslJOFDLJfljSOFDJdsofl..k done lol hopefully...anything else u wanna know just HOLLA very loud until a flock of birds scatter from a large forest tree somewhere in a different country like they do in movies when someone shouts really loud!!!...not at me though cuz ill yell right back and it will turn into an unnecessary shouting match and im bound to win trust me unless not trusting people is your thing then thats cool too but uhmm there is a sweet old guy on a street or boulevard on saturdays, specifically saturday mornings which idk why cuz he misses out on saturday morning cartoons on the CW not that i've ever engaged in a viewing of these cartoons but back to the matter at hand he's over there in a town/village with a riot of angry pygmies although they don't exist he claims they do but he appreciates a frequent hollaing haha k pz out!! oh yeah and ..s/n jaykayholla so holla or don't it's not a pressured situation your choice either way, either way is good...