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Kuo

Rhinoceroses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

About Me


Woogity
Boogity

Disclaimer: I like to joke around a lot and I can be pretty sarcastic, so if I sound like an egotistical asshole somewhere in this, I'm probably just joking around. Besides, if you've got a problem with it, you can kiss my Taiwanese ass.


Now for that personal stuff:
I'm really easy to get along with, I dont think there's anyone I've met that hasn't become a friend or wanted to become friends with me. I'm the shit, what can I say. People tell me many good things about myself, and often. So let me reiterate, I'm the shit. Heh. Maybe I need to get knocked down a notch or two. I'm Taiwanese, not Thai, Taiwanese. I was born in Jacksonville, Florida, but I moved to Taiwan when I was 5 then back to Jacksonville after 5th grade (1997). Yes, I'm bilingual. I read it, write it, speak it. Lately I've found myself needing to learn Japanese for no particular reason. I like going to the beach, jet skiing, gravity boarding, doing nothing, fishin, chillin, partying, movies, family guy, girls, hibiscus and orchids, listening to the waves crash by myself, philosophy, business, friends, meditating, puzzles, playing the most random practical jokes, boxing, reminiscing, music, reading, many many board games (ex: monopoly, chess, risk, weiqi, etc. Hell, even candyland.)

I'll bet talk of Candyland turns you on, perv.
Basically, there's more sides to me than I can keep track of, hence why I get along so well with anyone and everyone.
I hope this was informative enough. Anything else, just ask me.

My Interests

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Disgruntled Donny
People Iced: Thirty
Car Bombs Planted: Seventeen
Favorite Weapon Victim's Arms
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Thumbs
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Altruism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||| 36%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||| 37%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||| 30%
Explanation:
All in all this test was almost right on. It said that I'm social, stable, orderly, altruistic, intellectual, artistic, hedonistic, adventurous, hard working, anti-authority, wealthy, cautious, mysterious, sexual, and physically secure. However, I'm also materialistic, dominating and interdependent. Here are explanations for certain terms that may need explaning:
Extraversion = I'm too social (is that bad?)
Altruism = Selflessness
Intellectual = I think that's how much of a thinker I am.
Mystical = How much about me I keep to myself I guess?
Hedonistic = I see pleasurable things as inherently good.
Narcissism = Self-preoccupation (being full of yourself)
Avoidant = Characterized by defensive behavior (23% I guess I'm not all that defensive)
Anti-authority = Cops are people too, just not when they're working.
Change averse = How much I am against change. It's right, I love change.
Peter Pan Complex = Wanting to stay young. I guess I dont really give a shit. Everyone has to grow up eventually.
Physical Security = This thing's pretty on. I'm very secure with my physical appearance. I think confidence and good demeanor is hot.
Histri.. Not very excessively dramatic or emotional.
Hypersensitivity = Excessively sensitive (30% I guess I'm just the right amount of sensitive!)
Female Cliche = Being over feminine, like flamboyantly gay men who act more feminine than most women. Only 30%, I guess I'm not all that feminine.
I hope that helped explain some terms that are confusing! I dont know why I just did all that. Maybe I'm bored. What the fuck.

Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a 12
your best quality is youre easy going
your worst quality is nothing! lucky you ;)
this is because Of the people you hang around

12 out of 10, damn right!



I am Dr. Doom
Funny enough, I even have the same first name as the current Dr. Doom (Julian McMahon). Too bad I'm not a plastic surgeon.


Dr. Doom 90%
The Joker 86%
Lex Luthor 85%
Magneto 83%
Juggernaut 81%
Apocalypse 80%
Mr. Freeze 74%
Kingpin 73%
Dark Phoenix 72%
Mystique 69%
Venom 67%
Green Goblin 65%
Poison Ivy 63%
Riddler 60%
Catwoman 55%
Two-Face 49% Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:


Talking racecars and dinosaurs.

Now for specific people:

Dalai Lama

Christina Aguilera

Ellen Page

Josie Maran

Mia Kirshner

Jessica Alba

Hayao Miyazaki

Johnny Depp

The Fonz

Matthew Lilliard

Muhammad Ali

Hugh Hefner

The Tooth Fairy

Karl Marx

Val Kilmer

Confucious

Voltaire (Francois-Marie Arouet)

Music:

311

AFI
Against Me!
Agnostic Front
Air
Alucard
Asian Kung-Fu Generation
Ataris
Avenged Sevenfold
A Wilhelm Scream
Ben Harper
Bigwig
Blackilicious
Blackstar
Blur
Bouncing Souls
Brazilian Girls
Busta Rhymes
Chemical Brothers
Cibo Matto
Counting Crows
Crystal Method
Dizzee Rascal
Dj Odie
Dropkick Murphys
Duran Duran
Evergreen Terrace
Evol Intent
Face To Face
Fatboy Slim
Felix da Housecat
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Fugazi
Gackt
Garbage
Gas Huffers
Goldfrapp
Gorillaz
H20
Hieroglyphics
Hot Water Music
Incubus
Inspection 12
Jack Johnson
Jamiroquai
Juvenile
The Killers
L'Arc en Ciel
Lagwagon
Lyrics Born
Malice Mizer
Massive Attack
Me First & the Gimme Gimmes
Millencolin
Minor Threat
Misfits
Mofro
Mos Def
Muse
My Chemical Romance
Mylo
N.E.R.D
Pennywise
The Pillows
The Postal Service
Prodigy
Rage Against the Machine

Rancid
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rise Against
Roni Size
The Roots
Slightly Stoopid
Sly and the Family Stone
Smashing Pumpkins
Snoop
The Strokes
Sublime
Ten Foot Pole
Thrice
Tsunami Bomb
Unwritten Law
The Vandals
Vendetta Red
Voodoo Glow Skulls
Whaleface
Wumpscut

Movies:

SLC Punk!, The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, V for Vendetta, Millenium Actress, Snatch, Sin City, Donny Darko, Blow, Hackers, Boondock Saints, 28 Days Later, Forrest Gump, Ringu (the japanese one, cuz it's a little more interesting), Audition (whacked out scary movie, not really scary, but very very disturbing), A Life Less Ordinary, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Butterfly Effect, Office Space, Assault on Precinct 13, Gattaca, Kung Fu Hustle, Bruce Almighty, Lord of the Rings series, Dead Poets Society, Blade Runner, Etc. and The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Gotta love 40 Year Old Virgin too. Thank You For Smoking, Idiocracy...
Recent Releases:
Pan's Labyrinth
300

Television:

Heroes, Entourage, Unscripted, Family Guy, Futurama, Venture Bros, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, Samurai Champloo, Iron Chef, Wildboyz, FLCL, Ghost in the Shell, Def Poetry, Chappelle's Show, Planet Earth, Good Eats, Attack of the Show, Ninja Warrior, Scarred

Books:

Fiction:

Nonfiction:

Heroes:


I like your Christ.
I do not like your Christians.
They are so unlike your Christ.
-Gandhi

Gandhi's only referring to the zealots.

Those who have given their lives for what they believe in...as long as it betters life for others. that's personal opinion but this is about my opinions and right now my opinion is that if you have a problem with it, you can shove it up your ass.

My Blog

Failing investment firms have rattled my nerves.

Just wondering how everyone feels about the recent issues in the financial sector (since last week).  To summarize, Merrill Lynch was acquired by Bank of America due to $51.8 billion in losses an...
Posted by Kuo on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 07:53:00 PST

Kudlow & Company

While sitting here watching Kudlow & Company on CNBC, I found myself chuckling through economist and bond jokes and sarcasm from AIG's (formerly) Greenberg.  However, I wished I could call in...
Posted by Kuo on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST

Holy shit 300 conniption.

dude...holy shit...conniption.  
Posted by Kuo on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:07:00 PST

Thinking back about a dream.

For some reason I just remembered this dream I had once when I was younger.  I held a cute girl with dark, wavy hair in my arms in a trainstation.  As I kissed her, I could taste her lip glo...
Posted by Kuo on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:37:00 PST

iPod got back 2 days ago

it's incredible how fast Apple was in sending me a new iPod.  i seriously got an email friday morning from Apple about how they've sent it out.  when i came home that afternoon, it was sitti...
Posted by Kuo on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:30:00 PST

iPod woes

yesterday started as any other day.  i woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth.  I then unplugged my little buddy the iPod, for narration's sake we'll just call her Shavonda.  I took S...
Posted by Kuo on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 09:25:00 PST

I can't believe I just watched Love Actually by myself

I just got done watching Love Actually.  What a beautiful movie.  I usually don't go for romances but it was on HBO and I figured why the hell not.  I loved the ending.  But for so...
Posted by Kuo on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:45:00 PST

getting in touch with my roots

last night, for no real reason, i suddenly felt a need to know the current conditions of independence in taiwan.  dont ask why, because i dont know.  so i go and search for people in taiwan ...
Posted by Kuo on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:58:00 PST

New music player for myspace!!

it's awesome!  lots of code and finding sources and what not, but it was worth it.  anyways, you can scroll through some of the songs i like and listen to them.  i have it set to random...
Posted by Kuo on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 01:37:00 PST

castillo is good

so i decided to go to castillo de mex for food.  it was fucking scrumptious.  best of all, it was cheap.  after i ate, i had some shots of tequila for free courtesy of kelli.  go t...
Posted by Kuo on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST