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Bryn

Let's not talk about fare thee wells now, the night is a starry dome... Joni Mitchell

About Me


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I live in a little pink house with blue shutters that's stuffed with vintage in Hollywood-by-the-Sea, with my guy Charlie and our five animals Gus, Baby, Maus, Viggo and Iris. Three of the above are chihuahuas. We have a large garden, and lately Charlie has taken to growing things in it that you can eat! This is a thrilling development. I sell vintage clothing on a kick-ass website called Posh Vintage, and sometimes people actually pay me to dress models.
Charlie has four exceptional children that I have the joy of being mom to on their school vacations. They are the smartest, funniest, prettiest kids on the planet, and I'm not even biased.
I collect vintage. Thrift store art, for instance. I have so many paintings that I don't even display them all. The house is like an art gallery with rotating exhibitions. I am currently obsessed with female nudes. I love our house. It completes me. I love our garden. I love people who love our house and garden. I really love to host parties where I cook for people and we drink a lot and get tipsy and dance around. Hence all the silly pictures I have on this page. Drinking has always agreed with me, and I with it. I'm really neurotic about the house being spotless before anyone can step into it, though, so we have less dinner parties than we would if I would just relax. Not that I'm a messy person by any means, I'm just a freak about my house being neat.
I went to school to study art history. Fat lot of good it did me, I was a model booker for six years. I do know the difference between Impressionism and Abstract Expressionism, though. Go higher education!
This is where I earn my pennies ~
CLICK HERE to experience POSH VINTAGE.COM,
one of the fashion wonders of the world.
Check us out, we're fabulously brilliant and brilliantly fabulous! We've got vintage for all your needs.HAPPY SHOPPING!
As I mentioned I'm also a fashion stylist, with Artists by Timothy Priano.
I used to be a model booker in London, and now I have my own booker, which is cool in a karmic way... and oh how I love the karmic way...
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My Interests

POSH VINTAGE - The best vintage clothing and accessories you're going to find! Accept no substitutes! And we're not only about dresses and handbags! Take a look at POSH HOUSE - Vintage for your lifestyle - Click here to shop!

Kitchen Disco, Collecting Vintage Of All Kinds, Thrift Stores, Chihuahuas, Beach Holidays, Tequila, Gossiping, Astrology, PG Tips, My House, Kate Moss, Windchimes, Vintage Clothing, My Garden, Asparagus, Arugula, Putting Something Fresh In My Mouth, Laurent Perrier Rose, The Culinary Arts, Her Mothership, Amanda and Leon, Gin, Viggo Mortensen, Analyzing And Discussing Paparazzi Photos With Patti...

I'd like to meet:

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People who kiss lions. People with jazz hands.

Music:

I have an ear for it.

Movies:

Oh so very many. I actually got a degree in Film, sorta kinda. Well, it's a Double Major in Art History and Business of Film. I'm no Lynch or Fellini, tho. Needless to say.

Television:

Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Flight of the Conchords (my new obsession), LOST, Weeds, Big Love, Family Guy, South Park, and all the reality fashion and performance-based competition shows - You name it ANTM, Project Runway, American Idol... I'm just tragically shallow. Lately, it's been all Gordon Ramsay, all the time. Kitchen Nightmares and Hell's Kitchen! You donkey!

Books:

I'm a total bookworm. Truman Capote, Jean Rhys and Charles Bukowski are three of my favorites authors. Sad that they're all dead and we won't see any more from them. Bukowski's poetry rules! Try reading 'Love is a Dog From Hell ~ Poems 1974-1977', if you haven't experienced his work. I also love early Bret Easton Ellis. I like biographies, especially scandalous ones. I pretty much have my nose stuck in a book all the time. According to Lorissa's calculations, I can read 400 words per minute. Is that good?

Heroes:

Dr. Loomis, Eddie Izzard, Stewie Griffin, Charles Bukowski, and Wonder Woman in her satin tights, fighting for your rights.

My Blog

I wasn’t invited to vote today, because I am a registered Libertarian

lib·er·tar·i·an (l--b?r-târ'---?n) [From liberty.] noun  One who advocates maximizing individual rights and minimizing the role of the state. One who believes in free will. ...
Posted by Bryn on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:23:00 PST

Maybe it was those peaches?

I have a cold and I've been in bed all day. It's night time now. Susan has been a great nurse. She's gone to the store to try and find me fizzy vitamin C pastilles and olive leaf extract. Yesterday a...
Posted by Bryn on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:22:00 PST

Plaintive fortune cookie communiques

Alas! You are the apple of my eye. I received this fortune last night with some triple green vegetables and chicken. Who is putting messages of unrequited love into fortune cookies? Has anyone else go...
Posted by Bryn on Sun, 27 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

Men and their boring arguments

One man on his own can be quite good funBut don't go drinking with two -They'll probably have an argumentAnd take no notice of you. What makes men so tediousIs the need to show off and compete.They'll...
Posted by Bryn on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:19:00 PST

By special request

A certain know-it-all requested photographic evidence of the shoot last week, so here it is. Dancing derrieres in Islamorada! ...
Posted by Bryn on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:33:00 PST

First job of the season!

And guess what the first job with the new agency is? People magazine -- the weight loss superstars issue! I shall be helping to dress the biggest losers. Maybe they'll give me some pointers... like, ...
Posted by Bryn on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:19:00 PST

Sleepy time Halloween musings

Boo! It's Halloween. I don't know about you, but I have no intention of parading about in home-made costume as Elvira or a zombie or a gorilla in a nurse's outfit or Calamity Jane or god forbid, ...
Posted by Bryn on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST

The Entity

I've been up since 4 this morning, what with all the excitement of the impending trip, I can't sleep. So what did I do at 4 in the morning? I watched the Barbara Hershey movie "The Entity". Seen it? T...
Posted by Bryn on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 05:15:00 PST

So what if I can't play any instruments!

So, I'm currently in Ojai (California) visiting my mom and my sister, Amanda. Last night we had dinner with Amanda's two best friends, Summer and Gina. Over some peach margaritas, we decided that we s...
Posted by Bryn on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 09:30:00 PST

Stuck on ideas for Christmas gifts? May I suggest...

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Posted by Bryn on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST