Guitars , music , beer , walkin , talking , stalking and porking , breathing , dvds ,my chums , my band , cars , and stuff ,blah blah blah
myself to ask wot the F*ck i thought i was playing at admitting to being quite drawn to wearing ladys underwear. and i would also ask me how you manage to put both bollocks in an Ann Summers thong with out one nut cheekily falling out .Ha Ha I would also like to meet :ghandy:to see how sweaty his flip flop really is ! a nun :to see how dry her lady pant department is - ugh . a witch : to see how cold her tits really are . but i wouldnt want to meet a duck- if you know what i meen
One way traffic (obviously ) , Led zep , Oasis , AcDc , Greenday , the foo's , the phonics , Travis , artex munkholes-(chilly chimps ) , guns and roses , Bob marley Westlife - not ! , coldplay , snowpatrol , the doves , Radiohead , Ub40 , jimi hendrix , Starsilor , Rage .
Any american pie movie - "Mmmm warm apple pie" , all Harry potter movies - sad i know , all pirates of the carabian , mrs troutfrier , lee evans , how to shave a goat part 2 , er er er to many to mention or to wrong you decide
Simpsons , Pimp my ride , Hollyoaks , News at 10 - very informative dont you know , Kerrang , Mtv2 ,
Dandy , Beano , - might i say what gripping novels they are too . , Anything with lots of pictures, especially the Books with pictures of things that look like kebab , smell like fish and taste like chicken - yes i mean cook books .. HONEST ! "HOW DARE YOU"
Jimmy page - what a legend on the guitar, Banana man , super-ted , My mum - cos shes my mum - Aww Sweet, Any left handed guitaris in the whole world ,