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Chris The Don Dixon

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

Cool MySpace Layouts .

a man walks into a butchers and asks the butcher "wheres your assistant gone?" the butcher answers "i had to sack him", the man asks "why?" butcher says "he was always stickin his dick in the ham slicer" the man asks "what for?" the butcher says "dont know, but i sacked her aswell" my names chris and im a law abider theres nothing i like more than gettin fired up on beer and when the weekends here i exercise my right to get paraletic and fight, good bloke fairly but i get well lairy when geezers look at me funny, bounce em round like bunnys, public disorder?, i'll give ya public disorder i'll down 8 pints and run all over the place, spit in the face of an officer see if that bothers ya. im 19 years of age blah blah blah, i was born in wales but my family are originally from a place called hull city in east yorkshire so i am england till the fackin day i die, i now live in a hole called rugby which bores the shit out of me. when i grow up i want to be a crackwhore o tight ruggerz

My Interests

footbaaaaallllllll, music, photography, skateboarding, snowboarding, anything on a board, art, wanking outdoors, nature 'n stuff, drinking myself stupid mostly

I'd like to meet:

ricky gervais, jeniffer love hewitt, that girl off the o.c, eric cantona, alex ferguson, ray mear, john lydon, mike strutter,jenna jameson and ofcourse you

Music:

oasis, the kooks, arctic monkeys, the view, the game, adele, jack penate, kid harpoon, paul weller, sex pistols, the killers, rumble strips, enter shikari, bloc party, bob marley, the beatles, david bowie, the eagles

Movies:

scarface, football factory, shaving ryans privates, forrest gump, goodfellas, casino, any jim carey film, 300, gladiator, chopper, team america

Television:

the office, extras, buzzcocks, south park, dirty sanchez, big brother

Books:

no

Heroes:

david brent, pancho, small annoying people, al pacino, all of the MANCHESTER UNITED