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DakotaIvan™

Poor is the man who's pleasures depend on the permission of another

About Me

I tend to have a very "full of expression" type face and reaction to things. This is a typical face. You'll also learn i have a love for drag queens and female impressination that is IMPECABLE to none Watch at 1m 10s (both videos oddly enough) left and tell me who that be... These women are more women than anyother woman out there.. goodness i am in loooooooove[:23 yrs old:] [:Pisces:] [:I tend to be an asshole on a daily basis:] [:Short and stout:] [:Hokey pokie is not what it's about:] [:I have a wall that is as big as the great wall of China, but people come in break it down like the berlin:] [:I am a freak with Sharpies and electronics:] [:If you need something, more times than not, i'll have it:] [:I am a very thrifty shopper with things that I should spend money on, and blow money on a lot of sushi:] [:I love the way the sun sets in Portland:] [:I love sitting at the waterfront and not having to say a word:] [:Taking round trip rides on the 14:] [:Having someone read my energy like a book.. it scares me but excites me in the same sense:] [:I love Airwick's timer sprayer thingy majigger:] [:I am a sucker for good advertisement:] [:I tend to eat the same thing everytime i go to a restraunt:] [:I am one of the biggest music lovers you'll ever meet, i have too many gadgets that can play music than what is for my own good:][:My mix cds are the fecies:] [:I use words that are typically used on a daily basis to spice up my vocab:] [:I have a strong disliking for men that overcompensate:] [:I have a hatred for abusive men that overcompensate:] [: I do not like when people are overly gay and have rainbows everywhere :] [:I do not like people whom thrive on spreading poop:] [:I am not into poop:] [: Being a pig boy does not mean you're into poop sex :] [:Portland is the most amazing city, I would love it even more if there were a few subtractions:] [:I probably wont like you:] [:I am pretty difficult to understand, but apparently i'm pleasant if you do:] [:Fleetwood mac will always bring a smile to my face:] [:I am a material girl, i even have a backup dancer and I will be going on a blonde ambition tour:] [:I have a love for drag queens that cannot be compared to anything in the world:] [:I refuse to ever participate in listening to music or watching a movie that has been "overrated" or overly spoken of highly:] [:I'm not too good for the overrated things, I just dont like to build things up bc they never live up to expectation:] [:expectations- i do not like to make, again, will only prove to fail:] [:MEOW:] [:I am still learning about myself, everyday I find something new out or help someone else learn something:] [:I love big cities but i prefer to live in the subs:] [:I giggle during intense moments (not always):] [:I love oxymorons:] [:I am kind of a big deal:] [:I relate memories to music, and music is my memories:] [:if we've ever hung out, than a song reminds me of you:] [:I am super independent, I probably will not get along with you if you cannot grasp any sense of independence.:] [:Co-dependency irritates me like no other:] [:growing up does not mean moving on:] [:smiling does not mean happy, usually its to hide the pain:] [:i will write more later:]

My Interests

There's still a little bit of your taste in my mouth There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt It's still a little hard to say what's going onThere's still a little bit of your ghost, your witness There's still a little bit of your face, I have not kissed You step a little closer each day that I can't see what's going onStones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie Life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall When you float like a cannonballThere's still a little bit of your song in my ear There's still a little bit of your words I long to hear You step a little closer to me So close that i can't see what's going onStones taught me to fly Love taught me to lie Life taught me to die So it's not hard to fall when you float like a cannon...Stones taught me to fly Love taught me to cry So come on, courage, teach me to be shy Cos it's not hard to fall And I don't wanna scare her It's not hard to fall And I don't wanna lose It's not hard to grow When you know that you just don't know

I'd like to meet:

ATTENTION TO ALL: I HAVE THE BEST SISTER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.. AND THE CUTEST DAMN NEPHEW TOO!!i'd like to find old friends from schools i attended.[:Belle Point Ele.:] Ft.Smith, AR [:Euper Lane Ele.:] Ft.Smith, AR [:Beard Ele.:] Ft.Smith, AR [:Ramsey Jr High:] Ft.Smith, AR[:Hesperia High:] Hesperia,CA [:Southside High:] Ft.Smith, AR [:J-town High:] Louisville, KY

Music:

fleetwood mac, anastacia, AFI, brian mcknight, stacy q, jody whatley, pebbles, culture club, story of the year, fall out boy, suzanne palmer, justin timberlake, book of love, madonna, cher, celine, whitney houston (pre crack), michael jackson, tupac, cranberries, gwen, no doubt, garbage, bush, missy elliot, ciara, jay z, snoop, dr. dre, backstreet boys and nsync (what, say somethin'), gloria estefan, any dance remix (especially Thunderpuss), cyndi lauper, annie lennox, me first and the gimme gimmes, pennywise, al green, stevie nicks, robbie williams, daren hayes, spice girls, go-gos, belinda carlisle, debbie gibson, tegan and sara, chiodos, jet, the killers, panic! at the disco, kool and the gang, all saints, appleton, paula abdul, janet jackson, pink, usher, britney spears, christina, (and a lot more)

Movies:

anchorman, strangers with candy, 9-11, sharktales, finding nemo, shrek I and II, saw, saw II, (again,and a lot more)

Television:

Unwrapped, Iron Chef america, home cooking in paula dean, 30 minute meals, everyday italian with giada, E! tonight, and whatever else.

Books:

catcher in the rye, a life less ordinary, monica seles, a child called it, a boy named dave

Heroes:

[:to be filled out later:]

My Blog

What a week

Start of a new week. Well thursday was def. a day to remember. It started out with me goin to the dr.s for a check up.. then amanda and i went to her moms bc maggie (their llasa apso) was in bad shape...
Posted by DakotaIvan™ on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST

dance scene from napoleon dynamite!!!

http://www.fakepope.com/hosted/Napoleon%20Dynamite%20-%20Dan ce%20Scene.mpg   napoleon dance scene!!...
Posted by DakotaIvan™ on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:29:00 PST