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We can't stop here! This is bat country!

About Me

I'm 27 and I still can't find the right guy.--I dye my hair and I don't know my natural color.--I worked at a haunted house for 9 years but I'm not scary.--I laugh at other people because they make me nervous.--I'm a bad speller.--I hate to be alone.--I've been engaged once and married once, but not to the same person.--I once had a life size cardboard stand up of Tom Cruise.--I hate little dogs.--I have 10 tattoos and I'm still afraid of needles.--I won't eat rice, pancakes, or beans.--Rice creeps me out.--I collect funny stickers!--And I love horror movies with lame zombies.--When I was little my siblings maded me be 'Chewy' when we played Star Wars, because 'Chewy' doesn't talk.--I'm a bad pool player.--Except when I'm drunk.--I hate the smell of alcohol but love the taste of beer when I'm being kissed.--I'm a hockey fan.---

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My Interests

I love great movies and loud music.

Music:

I've always said if I was gay or a dude I'd totally do Gwen Stefani.

Movies:

Boondock Saints--- is there any other movie?

Television:

House-- Hugh Lauire is such an ass, its awesome.

Books:

How To Survive A Horror Movie-----by Seth Grahame-Smith----If you haven't read it, read it.

Heroes:

Johnny Depp-- He has set a par in acting that others only dream of. Just because I can't have him doesn't mean I can't love him... Copied from MySpace.com -- Find me on MySpace and be my friend!

My Blog

Deployable

So I get a phone call today which I can only assume has something to do with my previous blog entry "What the HELL?"  Don't people realize that blogs are just a platform for me to get the crazy b...
Posted by Me on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:58:00 PST

What the Hell???

I think I need to put a sign on my door that says if you are just here to get laid there's a Hooker living next door.  I've come to the realization that men are assholes and that's about all...
Posted by Me on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:11:00 PST

Stop the madness

Thinking about how much I'm afraid of needles brought me to the realization that people are way to afraid of the stupid stuff.  To exercise my point here are a few things we are afraid of an...
Posted by Me on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST

All new cheap moves

So my sister has informed me that guys now a days need some tips on picking up the ladies.  So here are some great one liners that will be sure to shoot the milk out her nose.----- My person...
Posted by Me on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:37:00 PST

Underneath my clothes

Lastnight I watch my sisters kids so she could go out.  As she walked out the door my mind started wondering when I again would fit in those clothes, my clothes.  It's not that I mind that s...
Posted by Me on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:54:00 PST

Dancing with myself

Started dating this guy a week or so ago and he let me know straight off that he wasn't looking for a chick that was damaged or a Fix'r Up'r.  That got me thinking about some of the relationships...
Posted by Me on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 09:44:00 PST