You ate my marshmallows. Those were for hot chocolates! |
I got my car back!And then promptly lost it again.... joy.Nothing in the world makes me happier than watching people pick up pieces of my transmission off the road. Well, except maybe having my car ro...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:13:00 GMT |
Thank you Fry-A-Thon 2008 |
Just when I thought my night was going to be a loss, along comes Fry-A-Thon.Mix 1 coffee shop, 1 deep-fryer, 3 friends, bags of candy, eggs, and flour. What could go wrong? Nothing! Now for the result...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:12:00 GMT |
Things I’ve Learned From My Drunk Mom |
1.) She has a 2 drink MAXIMUM2.) She'll eat ribs if she wants to3.) My dad will never have a real woman's cherry because he likes sluts and widows.4.) "You're not man enough..."5.) She will, and has, ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:39:00 GMT |
Dinoasskickingasaurus |
Well this week has been going amazing. I can barely even call myself employeed with how slow work has been. My body has now created what I deem "effiency migraines." Instead of spending a couple hours...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
Dammit Tub Ring... |
I must request that you stop informing me of free shows or added dates a half hour before I have to be into work. How hard is it to work your touring around my work schedule. Just n...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 17:16:00 GMT |
My week, in a nutshell. |
1. Creepy guy at laundromat decided to give me a phrenology reading. So, in other words, point out my cranial flaws. "I see you have a tall forehead, that means you're artistic, go to Kendall. Oh, you...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 19:44:00 GMT |
The more you know... |
I learned 3 things this week: 1.) There is apparently a demand for a store that sells the following items in one easy location; nipple clamps, dog collars, chloraform, and b.b guns. That's...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 18:27:00 GMT |
Alright Kiddos... |
It is once again nearing that time of year where we all get to celebrate the anniversary of my wonderous birth. Yes, I know you're excited, as you should be. The day is Saturday, there is no shindig o...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
5 things Circle of Death has taught me |
1.) Black Velvet is not always my friend as it has led me to believe in the past.2.) That I can, in fact, reach the bathtub for vomiting.3.) That your muscles can actually stop working from dry heavin...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 20:42:00 GMT |
And ode to "The Blizzard of '07" |
Winter Joys: I.) Being snowed in a.) unfamiliarity of someone else's house &
nbsp; 1.) feeling like an inconvenience&...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 14:09:00 GMT |
