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Andrew

No Fear. No Remorse. No Regrets. Only undying loyalty to one's self and their cause.

About Me

My name's Andrew. I love metal. Iced Earth is infinitely better than your favorite band. An' you'll learn to love it. I play guitar. I prefer ESP's although Jacksons are pretty rad as well. I like football, boobs, an' booze. Crying's for pussies. Hockey fights are hardcore. Smoking relieves stress. An' I'm badass. 'Nuff said.

My Interests

- Music
- Headbanging
- Girls
- Moshing
- Shredding
- Politics
- Guitars
- Football
- Hockey
- Pirates
- Vikings
- Dragons
- Knights
- Other Fantasy related stuff

I'd like to meet:

- Jon Schaffer
- Tobias Sammet
- Gary Holt
- Alexi Laiho
- Cool people

"The whole nu-metal thing died and I was so glad about that, but now we have all these emo kids who weigh like 105 pounds and wear girls' pants that won't even stay on there, 'cuz they have no ass to hold their pants up, they left their ass in the other pants. And they got their hair covering half their face, and the crooked hat, and I'm starting to miss nu-metal, to tell ya the truth. I mean, they have taken all the testosterone out of heavy metal, these guys. Stop whining and crying... Emo. The only emotion that's supposed to be in this music is anger and rage, not sissy complaints. I just don't get it. I look at those kinds and I'm like, 'Lift some weights, eat a hamburger, go do something.'" - Gary Holt 'Exodus'

"To shred is to live, and bitch I don't see you shredding!!" - Me

"No fear. No remorse. No regrets. Only undying loyalty to one's self and their cause." - Me

"Shoot him in the face with a rocket? Nah, I wouldn't do it 'cause I loved her, but I'd do it 'cause it'd be badass!" - Me

Music:

Metal:
- 3 Inches of Blood (Deadly Sinners)
- Accept (Balls to the Wall)
- Agent Steel
- Amon Amarth (Where Silent Gods Stand Guard)
- Andrew W.K. (Ready to Die)
- Annihilator
- Anthrax
- Arch Enemy
- Armored Saint (Last Train Home)
- Asmegin
- Avantasia (Sign of the Cross)
- Battlelore (Shadowgate)
- Behemoth
- (The) Berzerker
- Biohazard
- Black Sabbath (War Pigs)
- Blind Guardian (The Soulforged)
- Bloodbath
- Bludgeon
- Bolt Thrower
- Bullet For My Valentine (Tears Don't Fall)
- Cannibal Corpse
- Carnal Forge (H.B.F. Suicide)
- Celtic Frost
- Children of Bodom (Hate Me!)
- Cradle of Filth (Absinthe With Faust)
- Crimson Glory
- (The) Crown
- Cryptopsy (Graves of the Fathers)
- Dark Angel
- Darkness
- Death Angel
- December Wolves
- Demons & Wizards (Terror Train)
- DevilDriver (I Dreamed I Died)
- Dew-Scented (Rituals of Time)
- Dimmu Borgir
- Dio (Holy Diver)
- Dragonlord
- Dream Evil (Heavy Metal in the Night)
- Edguy (King of Fools)
- Elvenking (The Scythe)
- Emperor
- Ensiferum (Guardians of Fate)
- Exodus (Changing of the Guard)
- Finntroll (Asfågelns Död)
- Firewind (Breaking the Silence)
- Force of Evil
- Fozzy (All That Remains)
- Flotsom & Jetsam
- Gamma Ray
- Grim Reaper
- GWAR (Fuckin' an Animal)
- Hammerfall (Glory to the Brave)
- (The) Haunted
- Heathen
- Helloween (Keeper of the Seven Keys)
- Hibria
- Hin Onde
- Icarus Witch (Storming the Castle)
- Iced Earth (Desert Rain)
- In Flames
- Iron Maiden (Hallowed be thy Name)
- Iron Savior
- Jag Panzer
- Judas Priest (The Green Manalishi With the two Pronged Crown)
- Kamelot (Lost & Damned)
- King Diamond
- Korpiklaani (Beer Beer)
- Kreator
- Krisiun
- Lordi (Hard Rock Hallelujah)
- Machine Head
- (Yngwie) Malmsteen
- Manowar (The Gods Made Heavy Metal)
- Manticora
- Megadeth (Symphony of Destruction)
- Mercyful Fate
- Metal Church
- Metalium
- Metallica (Harvester of Sorrow)
- Moonsorrow
- Morbid Angel
- Mithotyn
- Napalm Death
- Nasty Savage
- Necrophagist
- Nevermore
- Nightwish (Amaranth)
- Nile
- Nocturnal Rites (End of Days)
- Norther (Unleash Hell)
- Overkill
- Ozzy Osbourne (I Don't Know)
- Pantera (Cowboys From Hell)
- Pig Destroyer
- Possessed
- Probot
- Protest The Hero (Turn Soonest to the Sea)
- Quite Riot (Metal Health)
- Razor
- Rhapsody Of Fire (The Magic of the Wizard's Dream)
- Ritual Carnage
- Running Wild (Mordor)
- Savatage
- Sepultura
- Shadows Fall
- Sinergy
- Skyclad
- Slayer (Angel of Death)
- Sonata Arctica (Blinded No More)
- Stratovarius
- Steel Attack
- Symphony X
- Tankard (Zombie Attack)
- Tarot (Pyre of the Gods)
- Testament
- Thanatos
- Therion
- Tiamat
- Trivium (Anthem (We Are the Fire))
- Vendetta
- Vital Remains
- Voodoocult
- Warblade
- White Zombie (Thunder Kiss '65)
- Windir
- Wintersun
- Wizard
- Zoetrope
Other:
- AC/DC (Highway to Hell)
- AFI (A Winter's Tale)
- Alice Cooper (Poison)
- Authority Zero (Sirens)
- Bad Company
- Bad Religion (American Jesus)
- Billy Idol (White Wedding)
- Black Label Society
- Blue Oyster Cult
- Bon Jovi (Livin' on a Prayer)
- Cheap Trick (Surrender)
- (The) Darkness (I Believe in a Thing Called Love)
- Deep Purple (Smoke on the Water)
- Def Leppard (Rock of Ages)
- Disturbed (Just Stop)
- Dropkick Murphys (The Gauntlet)
- Eric Clapton (Cocaine)
- Europe (The Final Countdown)
- Flogging Molly (Devil's Dance Floor)
- Genesis (I Can't Dance)
- Guns 'N Roses (November Rain)
- KISS (God of Thunder)
- J. Geils Band (Centerfold)
- Jet (Cold Hard Bitch)
- Joe Satriani (Crushing Day)
- Jurassic 5 (One of Them)
- Matchbox 20 (Push)
- MC Chris (FTW)
- Meatloaf (Everything Louder Than Everything Else)
- (The) Misfits
- Motörhead (Ace of Spades)
- Nickelback (Animals)
- (The) Offspring (Beheaded)
- Papa Roach (...To be Loved)
- Phil Collins (Land of Confusion)
- Pink Floyd (Comfortably Numb)
- Queen (I Want it All)
- Rainbow
- Ratt (Round and Round)
- Rebel Meets Rebel (Nothin' to Lose)
- (The) Rolling Stones (Sympathy for the Devil)
- Rush (2112)
- Sacred Rite
- Serj Tankian (Unthinking Majority)
- Sixx A.M. (Life is Beautiful)
- Skid Row (Youth Gone Wild)
- Slaughter (Up All Night)
- Stephen Lynch (Superhero)
- Steve Vai
- Ted Nugent (Cat Scratch Fever)
- Thin Lizzy (Bad Reputation)
- Third Eye Blind (Semi-Charmed Life)
- Tiger Army
- Twisted Sister (I Wanna Rock)
- Uriah Heep
- Van Halen (Right Now)
- (The) Vandals (Fourteen)
- Warrant (Cheery Pie)
- W.A.S.P. (I Wanna be Somebody)
- Weird Al Yankovic (Amish Paradise)
- Whitesnake (Here I Go Again)
- White Wolf
- Winger (Seventeen)
- ZZ Top (La Grange)

Movies:

- The Boondock Saints
- V for Vendetta
- 300
- Fight Club
- Sin City
- Lord of the Rings Trilogy
- American History X
- The Producers
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
- Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
- Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
- Harry Potter series
- Pulp Fiction

Television:

- Monday Night Football
- Sunday Night Football
- Sunday Morning Football
- The Venture Bros.
- The Daily Show
- The Colbert Report
- Mind of Mencia
- Law & Order
- Law & Order: SVU
- CSI
- The Simpsons
- Family Guy
- Futurama

Books:

- The Da Vinci Code
- Forgotten Realms series
- Lord of the Rings trilogy
- Harry Potter series
- Mithgarian novels

Heroes:

- Jon Schaffer
- Brett Favre
- Jeff
- Mike Rage
- Tobias Sammet
- Andrew W.K.
- Spense
- Mercy

My Blog

Holy hell....it ain’t a rant.

So...yeah, as the title implies, this ain't a rant. For the first time in...fuck if I know...a long time. Although rambling might be included.So basically, life right now is a sea with choppy waves. I...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:11:00 PST

My god can beat up yours.

Yeah, it's that time again. Time for a rant.In fact I did laugh, Ben Stein. I laughed because I couldn't believe you would actually say that. I laughed at the absurdity of your speech. I lau...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:35:00 PST

Dear "Godly Myspace message" posters...

Don't read this if you're immature, ignorant, or anal. Seriously. Why do we sleep in church,But stay awake through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so hard to talk about God,but so easy to talk about sex? ...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:28:00 PST

Have you added Jesus today?

Or at all? If not, then honestly, stop posting those stupid bulletins about how if you believe in God, you should repost it. I'm sure that God and Jesus are sitting up in their lofty Heaven apartments...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 30 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

If Zeus were a madman, I'd have his beard.

I'd like to start off by asking this: Does Jesus own a laptop? How about God? Or perhaps St. Peter? Adam? Eve? Judas? No? Didn't think so. Which leads me to this next question. Why in the fuck do peop...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:10:00 PST

In the immortal name of...me!

Still jobless. Took another shot at the whole cannery job thing. Didn't work out. Still rather pleased with the outcome, although it does mean that I'm still unemployed. I'm still trying to get a job ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:23:00 PST

Upon the golden wings of glory, I shall ride

I fear that by the time this blog is finished, I will have a newfound hate for lists.The cannery job didn't work out. But I reckon I wouldn't have liked it that much. After all, I wouldn't be able to ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:40:00 PST

From the ashes.

Okay. So now that David's without a job, maybe I can get him to sit down long enough to work on Battlecry and Omen. Yes. That's right. I'm rejoining Belial's Damnation in the hopes that I can actually...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST

The flames that breathe.

So, I was reading my friend Shane's blog the other day, and it hit me like a fucking brick. He couldn't have put it any better. I agreed and connected with almost every word he said. You're probably w...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 03:26:00 PST

So much for the glory

I honestly thought that this kind of shit was over. No losing seasons for 3 years. Sure only 1 winning record but that's better than none. Seriously after spending the first 13 years of my being a fan...
Posted by Andrew on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:57:00 PST