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carlos

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: i forget
Birthday: the day before every yesterday
Birthplace: my basement
Current Location: this chair
Eye Color: well the pupil is black
Hair Color: let me check
Height: u got a ruler
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have three...the middle 1
Your Heritage: ask my ancestors
The Shoes You Wore Today: i dont own shoes
Your Weakness: when people kick me in the balls im weak everywhere
Your Fears: never getting this done
Your Perfect Pizza: bread,cheese,and sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting this done
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: leave me alone....nobody likes you.....you're fat
Thoughts First Waking Up: wait i fell asleep
Your Best Physical Feature: well my brother has a weight machine
Your Bedtime: right after the riddalin kicks in
Your Most Missed Memory: what i had for breakfast this morning
Pepsi or Coke: i dont get the fancy name brand soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: too greasy
Single or Group Dates: well there could only be one day at a time
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: im white
Cappuccino or Coffee: make me too hyper
Do you Smoke: i dont the other person inside me does
Do you Swear: i have terrests
Do you Sing: in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: only when im dirty
Have you Been in Love: yes but only if my mom counts
Do you want to go to College: if i pass middle school
Do you want to get Married: too hard
Do you belive in yourself: half of me does
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when people make me eat and then spin me around real fast
Do you think you are Attractive: no but most people do
Are you a Health Freak: no im a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents: if they get along with me
Do you like Thunderstorms: only if lightning hits someone
Do you play an Instrument: drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ask the people who saw me pass out
In the past month have you Smoked: i havent....he has
In the past month have you been on Drugs: they dont sell me them anymore
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ask the four girls who went
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i got kicked out so it wasnt me i was in disguise
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but ive eaten them generic oreo thingies
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i hate chinks
In the past month have you been on Stage: if my bath tub counts as a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but ive been slapped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no im too fat
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no it just went into my pockets i swear
Ever been Drunk: n-n-n-n-n--o
Ever been called a Tease: only when i told smarterchild that was my name
Ever been Beaten up: yes but that car got a cheapshot on me
Ever Shoplifted: isnt that what u just asked me 4 questions ago
How do you want to Die: painfully while listening to the Numa Numa song
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i thought when u got old u shrunk
What country would you most like to Visit: whatever country darr goes too
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they are not blind
Favourite Hair Color: polka dotted
Short or Long Hair: wait on their head?
Height: as long as they can jump out of a cake
Weight: ok........if your fat stop reading now
Best Clothing Style: actually no clothes is good
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dont remember
Number of CDs I own: i dont have money for fancy
Number of Piercings: im not supposed to be playing with sharp objects
Number of Tattoos: if them stuff that u get in Bilo count then alot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: do u want me to name all of them
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My Interests

i like: ...food. music. friends. dreams. thongs. humor. skateboarding. white underwear. comedy. watching people fall. extreme dodgeball. bacon. stupid stuff. how mike stibich eats his toenails. how i wear my underwear/boxers (aka passed my belly button).. underwater exploration. snails. putting salt on snails.
dislikes: ..ketchup! jelly. horse radish. tartar sauce. mustard. creamy peanut butter. belly button lint. racist people. pale white people.

I'd like to meet:

everyone from system of a down, eveyrone from the used and my chemical romance, dave chapelle, and anyone who can stand in a locker room for an hour..

Music:

a billion ernies, a change of pace, after the tragedy, alexisonfire, a new found glory (okay), a true story, afi, ache/emelie, adema, aiden, the AKAs, all-american rejects, all my heroes, animal suit driveby, armor for sleep, as cities burn, the ataris, atreyu,audioslave, avenged sevenfold, bane, barnida, bars, bear vs. shark, before today, ben jellen, black cross,blink 182, the blood brothers, brand new, casualties, chiodos, circa survive, circle takes the square, cky, codeseven, coheed and cambria, crimson stained nails, crossbreed, dashboard confessionals, daughters, dead hearts, death by stereo, dimmu borgir, disturbed, dropkick murphys, the early november, endicott, fall out boy, fear before the march of flames, flood of red, foster, from autumn to ashes, funeral for a friend, give up the ghost, gorillaz, greeley estates, greenday, hand to hand, haste the day, hawthorne heights, the hope conspiracy, hot water music, howie day, incubus, inkubus sukkubus, iris CA, kenmore, linkin park (kinda okay), jet, jimmy eat world, kids in the way, korn (kinda okay), less than jake, liars academy, life in your way, linkin park, lost prophets, MAE, march and collapse, Marilyn Manson, matchbook romance, me first and the gimme gimmes, michael jackson, morning abroad, mudvayne, murder dolls, my chemical romance, no warning, the number 12 looks like you, our last night, the professional americans, punchline, quantice never crashed, queen (weird), rancid, the rasmus, relient k, roy,saliva, second sunrise, sidewalk stereo, the silence, silent drive, silverstein, simple plan (not a big fan but they are "okay"), the snake the cross the clown, spitalfield, the starting line, story of the year (okay), straylight run, sugarcult,sum 41, system of a down, switchfoot, taking back sunday, teen idols, thirte fs, thrice (okay), thursday, time in malta, tomorrow's regect, trophy scars, underoath, undo NV, unwritten law, the used (old), vaux, the waiting room, weezer, yellowcard,