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Nathan

I am here for Friends

About Me


Likes: Fondu, cigarette holders, empty paint cans, gold sparkly stains on my face
Dislikes: Fondon't, carpet burn, trichinosis
I'm in a band. It's called The Loft .

My Interests

smokin', lyin', drinkin', cussin'

I'd like to meet:

Robert Anton Wilson and Jenna Jameson, for different reasons.

Music:

oh jeez... um, okay. the beatles, stones, led zeppelin, pink floyd, tori amos, charlie parker, miles davis, coltrane, thelonious monk, jimmy smith, 70's herbie hancock, 70's chick corea, art tatum, ella fitzgerald, joey defrancesco, galactic, charlie hunter, medeski martin & wood, allman brothers band, the black crowes, drive by truckers, sluts of trust, franz ferdinand, reverend horton heat, sharon jones and the dap kings, tower of power, james brown, otis redding, aretha franklin, the temptations, radiohead, travis, coldplay, gomez, stereolab, genesis (earlier stuff), oingo boingo, police, system of a down, metallica (most everything before load), queens of the stone age, white stripes, the everybodyfields, robinella and the c.c. string band, yonder mountain string band, old crow medicine show, gram parsons / flying burrito brothers, waylon jennings, johnny cash, willie nelson, wilco, john prine, frank zappa, some phish, some grateful dead, primus, ween, stevie wonder, ben folds 5, early elton john, 70's billy joel, mr. bungle, faith no more, THE MARS VOLTA... many many more (and many many less).

Movies:

most any tim burton film, love the coen brothers and the farrelly brothers, tarrantino films, kevin smith, sam raimi stuff, some of the troma stuff (toxie, sgt. kabuki man, tromeo & juliet, cannibal the musical), orgazmo, david lynch. basically anything funny, anything dark, best being dark & funny. generally shy away from purely action movies.

Television:

adult swim (particularly harvey birdman, ATHF, sealab), carnivale, daily show, south park, conan

Books:

james joyce's ulysses, robert anton wilson's Illuminatus trilogy and cosmic trigger series, malaclypse's principia discordia, jack kerouac's "on the road" (still need to read dharma bums), douglass adams hitchhikers series, nietzsche (no, I'm not a superman), george orwell 1984, ayn rand's fountainhead (have yet to read atlas shrugged), steven king and dean koontz are guilty pleasures, many many others fall into this latter category.

Heroes:

falkor

My Blog

roommate needed for white bridge road area

I just signed a lease on a cool 2 bedroom duplex near white bridge road. big yard, hardwood floors, washer / dryer hookup, all electric. I still need a roommate however. Rent is $685 / month + util...
Posted by Nathan on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 08:06:00 PST

Need a roommate / place to live!

my apartment will be doing a very convincing impersonation of a parking lot on december 1st, to the point where bulldozers and whatnot will be plowing through it and asphault will be put down and line...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

Conspiracy Clothes

Warning, spam ahead!!Okay, that said, Chris White and myself started an online t-shirt business. What's the theme of these here nifty t-shirts, might you ask? Conspiracy theories, but of course! Ev...
Posted by Nathan on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

I'm Still Alive

Body: Hey all, I am alive + well. Unfortunately for another Nathan Johnson, however, he was not so lucky. Nathan Johnson, aged 16 from Hendersonville, was killed in a car accident on his way to foot...
Posted by Nathan on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:18:00 PST

On Intelligent Design

Okay, here is a long rant sure to raise a few eyebrows, and if I'm lucky a few pulses as well. So where do I stand in the whole intelligent design vs. Evolution debate? That's kinda complicated... ...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:53:00 PST

So saith the shepherd, so saith the flock

posted this as a bulletin, like it so much I have to post it as a bulletin (thanks again Chip!): I've added the king james version (kjv) of the bible versus that are referenced in curly brackets {}, ...
Posted by Nathan on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST

a little something that brightened my day


Posted by Nathan on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 11:18:00 PST

this is funny

my friend mara posted this as a bulletin, I'm reposting this as a blog.  not entirely sure where it came from initially, and it's apparently missing gemini, and the assessment of virgo is way off...
Posted by Nathan on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 04:16:00 PST

my sadness knows no bounds...

...now that I found out that Mike D, of Beastie Boys fame, and Dustin Diamond, known for his role on TV's Saved By The Bell as the character Screech, are not brothers.  Why, God, why?!?!?  N...
Posted by Nathan on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:08:00 PST

little dollink, always fetful

Hola amigos, it's been a while since I've rapped at ya, so I'll start by saying being sick sucks.  i've been in a cough syrup haze, alternately chilling and sweating, generally hating life and wi...
Posted by Nathan on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:31:00 PST