The stars.
All of you. AIM...simpleanatomy
I could go on for days. Here are a few of the best: ryan adams, the shins, amadou & mariam, dengue fever, camper van beethoven, cracker, belle and sebastian, heart, bobby darin, the books, ugly casanova, violent femmes, jon brion, aimee mann, smashing pumpkins, xiu xiu, led zeppelin, jeff tweedy, jeffrey christian, manu chou, paco de lucia, ella fitzgerald, cafe tacuba, mates of state, beulah, pinback, three mile pilot.
I don't watch television.
Again, I could go on for days. Here are a few of my all time favorites. Naked Lunch- William S. Burroughs, Whores For Gloria- William T. Vollmann, The Rainbow Stories- William T. Vollmann, The Tommyknockers- Stephen King.
Your mother. No, seriously.