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About Me

I live in Uptown and work in Eden Prarie as a Technical Trainer for a company named Stellent, soon to be Oracle. My New Year's Resolution for the past few years has been to travel more. I still haven't done it, though I'm getting closer as I will be traveling more for my job. I have a great friends and I enjoy hanging out with them.

Laissez le bon temps rouler!!

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

This is crazy cool!

My Interests

Playing guitar, Golfing , fishing, camping, traveling, football, hockey and computers.

I'd like to meet:

People that can fly by the seat of your pants! I want to meet more that can just simply enjoy life and whatever comes their way.

DIPLOMACY: The art of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Music:

Music Video: COME TO ME (FT. NICOLE SCHERZINGER) (by P. Diddy)

Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Movies:

Anchorman
Harold and Kumar Supertroopers

Office Space:
I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Saving Silverman
40 year old virgin
Wedding Crashers
Mallrats
You get the point!

Television:

Greys Anatomy, The Ghost Whisperer, CSI, The West Wing, The Office, Scrubs, ER, Heroes, Lost and Las Vegas!!!!

Books:

Any John Grisham book and I like the Harry Potter series. I also enjoy A brief history of time by Stephen Hawking.

Heroes:

My Family hands down! They're awesome, I wouldn't trade them for the world.

My Blog

Santa's Responses to Christmas letters

Deer Santa,I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.Yer Friend, BillyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a b...
Posted by Jason on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:53:00 PST

Holiday Eating Tips

Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next d...
Posted by Jason on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

7 Bizarre Delicacies

Different cultures inevitably have their own unique culinary expressions based on what is naturally available to them. Sometimes these traditions seem odd and sound distasteful, but on occasion, with ...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 02:57:00 PST

Celeb Judges

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Posted by Jason on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 06:04:00 PST

The Bachelor Run...

http://s83.photobucket.com/albums/j288/jnarverud/?action=vie w&current=MOV00651.flv 4 hours of land rental = $12.00Rental gear = $12.00500 Paintballs = $17.50Having 11 of your friends shoo...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:24:00 PST

Management Lessons

Management Lesson .5 A priest offered to give a nun a drive. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal part of her leg. The priest nearly had an accident, but recovered control of ...
Posted by Jason on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 04:34:00 PST

Did you know?

More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss. Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. As of June 2006, Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie"...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

210lb 6 year old....

I like to tell people there are only really 2 things that I'm good at, Eating and Drinking...but this kid is putting me to shame! Something to think about, everything in moderation, including moderati...
Posted by Jason on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:53:00 PST

My Top 8

My top 8 myspace friendsTOP 8 MYSPACE FRiENDS1. Jen2. Jesse3. Lindsay4. Rob5. Stephanie6. Therisa7. Gina8. AmberThe QuestionsHow did you meet 6?: On Myspace, I just met her for the 1st time about 3 we...
Posted by Jason on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:01:00 PST

This is just good advice!

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Posted by Jason on Fri, 05 May 2006 02:53:00 PST