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About Me

The truth is, there are no words in the English language, or any language for that matter, that could fully describe my awesome-ocity; however, I'll make an attempt. Let's see... My friends would probably describe me as very quiet and modest. What else? I have this ankle bracelet that I never take off. It's not even like a really nice one. It costed a dollar and it's made of straw. I'm gonna wait and see how long it takes to disintegrate off of my ankle. OK, well, I think you know enough about me. If you want to know more, don't bother asking. I'm a closed book.

PocaHOTNESS, bitches... and Grandpa Ronn Willow!

My Interests

Laughing at others' misfortunes, reading away messages, scoffing, harrassing strangers, harrassing friends, harrassing family, eating, reading, watching movies, going to the beach, riding roller coasters, stealing pieces of Alcatraz with Ronn, bike riding downhill, making an ass of myself in Times Square, popping bubble wrap, staging fights and other hilarious situations in public, calling people bitches, finding money on the ground (mmm, unearned money...), the occasional pan-handling (again, mmm, unearned money...), telling weak jokes to strangers at clubs and watching them feign amusment, feigning amusement, making up words and then using them out of context, skydiving, mocking, retaliating, sleeping, writing, rambling on and on and on regardless if anyone is listening or reading or trying to do their homework...

I'd like to meet:

George Lucas, so I can collect my $9.50 from him...

Music:

Beverly Hills Cops Theme.

Movies:

Zoolander changed my life...

Television:

The Office, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Those are the only 3 shows I have, and ever will watch.

Heroes:

Tyrone Biggums

"How do you think I got this suit?"

My Blog

What's the terminology? "Haters"?

Yes, haters. That's the word. This is so random, but it actually has been bugging me... So, I've been watching alot of "the YouTube", and am so sick of what I see... in the friggi...
Posted by Mentally Gifted on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 12:29:00 PST

Residentially Challenged

Well, here I am again. Homeless. Yes, that's right. For those of you that know me well, this is like the 3rd or 4th time I've been thrown out of my parents' house, by my father of course. No biggie, I...
Posted by Mentally Gifted on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:15:00 PST

What the shit is a 'kudos'?

Well, that was pretty much all I was wondering... Kudos... What is that?! And why don't I have more of them? Also, I can't help but notice the lack of subscriptions to my blog. What is wrong with you ...
Posted by Mentally Gifted on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 10:45:00 PST

You know what I think?

I think I should post more blogs. I mean, I was sitting here thinking... Who doesn't want to read about my innermost thoughts? No one, that's who! And they probably want to read them on a regular basi...
Posted by Mentally Gifted on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 11:58:00 PST

Bryan, I miss you dearly...

A whole month and a half has passed since Bryan died. The hardcore pain has finally faded, replaced by a lowkey back-of-the-mind pain. The constant thoughts about the circumstances of his death a...
Posted by Mentally Gifted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST