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Face Lizz James

Im Lizz James, Bitch!

About Me

&spades I'm 4'10 and I like it.
&spades I hate things that are smaller than me.
&spades I dance whenever possible and I don't care if you watch.
&spades I am afraid of things with long necks, including but not limited to giraffes,geese, llamas, and some supermodels. However, I do enjoy the occasional alpaca.
&spades I would always rather be in Disney world or Asbury Park.
&spades I want to make movies, the clean and dirty kind.
&spades One day I will film a movie with Kevin Smith.
&spades I stand up front at shows, not just because I'm short.
&spades I have seen every horror movie at showcase (R.i.P) in alphabetical order.
&spades I like the airport, flying by myself, the window seat and the view of the city from the sky.
&spades I eat pickles and diet coke for breakfast.
&spades I graduated from college,taught ballroom dance for awhile, and now I work for the mouse.
&spades I hate when people don't learn from their mistakes.
&spades I have 4 brothers under the age of 12 and kendyll. She's better than any sister you'll ever have.
&spades I like when my heels get stuck in the cobblestone at faneuil hall
&spades Bruce Springsteen is my religion.
&spades I write lyrics but I can only play one System of Down song on the guitar.
&spades I have a severe addiction to Degrassi, Days of our lives, Gilmore Girls and anything on Bravo except the West Wing.
&spades I'm not mad that you like anime. Wait, yes I am.
&spades I love to bowl.
&spades My heart belongs at the clubhouse. Rock On Rock Lobster.
&spades I like tattoos, guitars and fast cars, but not cocaine.
&spades Don't ask me what I'm drinking because it is always Captain Morgan and Diet Coke. Unless we are at a Rox game, then it is Sam Summer.
&spades I spent four years at the worst institution of higher education with some of the BEST people in the world.
&spades My friends are more talented than you will ever be.
&spades I don't trust girls, and you shouldn't either. The few girls that I do trust, I trust with my life.
&spades I had a crush on the Olsen Twins, L-Lo and Jenna Jameson circa 2005.
&spades I'll make it hard for you to be my friend.
&spades You haven't seen me mad until there are no mozzarella sticks on mozzarella stick friday.
&spades I always have the best costume for any themed event.
&spades I collect pictures of myself eating caramel apples. What do you collect, stamps?
&spades Brunette is the new blonde AND the new red. Trust me, I've been all three
&spades I don't care how big, drunk, and angry you are, I'll still think i'm strong enough to fight you and I will attempt to because you won't hit a girl, right?
&spades I'll never love you as much as I love my cat, Rockafella Jiggaman. If you think thats weird then you haven't met my cat.
&spades I am sick at the marble game
&spades I would spend every night at the Brockton Fair if it was allowed
&spades I own a sword, and not just any sword either. I own Sting.
&spades I can't drive a rickshaw and yes its because I'm a girl.
&spades There has got to be a way to get back to 4th floor baker
&spades When I get married I will walk down the aisle to the star wars theme and my first dance will be to (I'm Gonna be)500 miles by the Proclaimers
&spades I moved to Orlando and its quite nice here...wanna join me?
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My Interests

Music, dance, film, rock shows, road trips, and hunting...well maybe not hunting.

I'd like to meet:

Heather Sinclair

Music:

I like live music regardless of what it is.
I listen to anything and everything I can fit on my ipod

These specific bands trump all;
Bruce Springsteen
Bright Eyes
Brand New
Reel Big Fish
Dropkick Murphys
Anyone in the Rat Pack
12cent
The Release (formerly 3 feet short)
Plan B
Rancid
Jdog Timberlake
Rich Cronin
Something Corporate
Jack's Mannequin
Alanis Morisette
Fiona Apple
Amy Winehouse
Piebald
Third Eye Blind
and Caliope, you should dig them too.

Movies:

Peter Pan
Hook
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Any John Hughes
Any Kevin Smith (even Jersey Girl)
Donnie Darko
Documentaries of absolutely any subject
Amores Perros
Motorcycle Diaries
Lord Of The Rings
Star Wars
E.T.
Rebel Without A Cause
SLC Punk
Hackers
and Meet me in St. Louis, but you haven't heard of that...

Television:

Degrassi
Days Of Our Lives
Dawson's Creek
Gilmore Girls
ALF
LOST
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Girls Next Door
Saved by The Bell
and since I don't have cable;Reba and What I like about you...

Books:

Catch-22
Slaughterhouse-5
The Whores on the Hill
Harry Potter
Catcher in the Rye
Matilda
How I paid for College
The mixed up files of Mrs. Basil E Frankweiler
The Fragile Flag

Heroes:


Chris Sawyer (missyou)
Bruce Springsteen
James Dean
Dean Martin
Kevin Smith
Hugh Heffner
Walt Disney
Heidi Fleiss

My Blog

3am convos

shortness 84: im hungryshortness 84: i want some thanksgivingbaby beastie: i just ate some cheesebaby beastie: that was goodshortness 84: i wish i had a house with cheese shortness 84: i cant wait to ...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mooooore cowbell

baby beastie: yowza i know, that last one was PRET-TY steamy! Shortness 84: you almost kissed him on the BEACH baby beastie: i know and he didn't have a SHIRT on Shortness 84: YOU DIDNT TELL ME THA...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

welcome back Kotter

so my e-friends I'm at the Zoo to reign as queen of the 4th floor. Everythings been pretty fuckin cool. I miss the boys being down the hall but i've been at the apartment 2 out of the 3 nights I've ...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck the 4th, i'll punch every the 4th in the face.

Fuck the 4th, and the curse it brings upon my life. yes thats right friends, I have been cursed and since then, since then being as far back as I can remember, I have been tormented on the 4th of jul...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sometimes I really hate Danielle

baby beastie: i need to sell one of my kidneys on the black market so i can make some money Shortness 84: sounds good to me Shortness 84: i'll take it out for you baby beastie: nice!!! baby beasti...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why me and danielle are friends

baby beastie (3:46:23 AM): friend what is a fig s HO rtness 84 (3:46:35 AM): like a food right? s HO rtness 84 (3:46:39 AM): like fig newtons baby beastie (3:46:39 AM): i think baby beastie (3:46:...
Posted by Face Lizz James on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST