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JoJos Downstairs

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About Me

The day finally came!! Faith Leanne was born at 8:54pm Saturday, Feb 25, 2006. 7lbs 2oz 20 1/2". She was breech, so I had a c-section. Check out her pics!!


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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura Jean
Birthday: March 6, 1981
Birthplace: St. Paul, MN
Current Location: Plymouth, MN
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: russian, norwegian, swedish, german, english, irish...
The Shoes You Wore Today: none. barefoot at home :)
Your Weakness: junk food and other things that I won't say ;)
Your Fears: something bad will happen to my daughter
Your Perfect Pizza: pineapple and black olives :)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: go back to school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: time to feed Faith
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and smile
Your Bedtime: around 3
Your Most Missed Memory: no comment...
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi to drink plain, coke to mix with liquor :)
McDonalds or Burger King: depends on my mood...
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: capuccino...but coffee when I'm working
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: more than I'd like to, but not often...
Do you Sing: in the car :)
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: I'd like to go back...I went about 3 years
Do you want to get Married: yes!
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes :(
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: no...I workout almost everyday but I still eat junk :)
Do you get along with your Parents: just my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, very romantic :)
Do you play an Instrument: piano and clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, I did last night :)
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...I had two or three...but I'd get a headache if I ate a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes ;)
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes, when I was little...but I put it back later
How do you want to Die: quietly and painlessly in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown up ;)
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to France...I'd like to see England and Greece...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference
Favourite Hair Color: dark brown or black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'2"-6'6"
Weight: 200-240
Best Clothing Style: a little preppy with a little style :)
Number of Drugs I have taken: hmm...two
Number of CDs I own: no idea. I burn a lot of them...
Number of Piercings: three...ears and tongue :)
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hmm...none I guess. Everything I did has made me who I am.
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My Interests

I'm pretty domestic...I love to sew and quilt, bake and cook...I also like to watch movies or tv, read (if I have time), do puzzles, go camping, fish (I just learned...it's fun as long as someone isn't yelling at you for casting wrong...jerk. ha!), walk around the lake I live by, feed the ducks or geese that hang around my building :), or just play with the baby (my favorite hobby ) :)
by the way....IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST, SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST!!! I DON'T JUST ACCEPT STRANGERS...AND IF YOU IGNORE THIS, I WILL AUTOMATICALLY DENY YOU!!!!! thanks! ;)

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You Communicate With Your Body
This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person.
You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches.
Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others.
A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?
You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

I'd like to meet:

In a man: someone interested in more than just sleeping with me. I'm much more than a big rack and a va-jay-jay :) (thought you'd like that one Bob) ;) Obviously I have a sense of humor about it, but it's seriously frustrating to talk to someone and figure out they've been lying to you about who they are and what they're looking for just to sleep with you. Is it so hard for a man to be honest and up front about what he wants from a woman? Notice, I say "man." I'm also really tired of little boys hitting on me. Is it too much to ask that a man is an adult? With a job and his own place? Health insurance? :)

In a girl (as a friend): someone HONEST and who's not going to steal all my shit. I say this from experience...I don't have many female friends because they're much more underhanded when it comes to friendship than a man is. The worst you can expect from a male friend is that someday he'll try to sleep with you. From a female friend, they'll stand you up, use you for your belongings, expect you to be a great friend but give nothing in return, or try to steal your man. So, all I really want is a few more good female friends...honest and direct, secure in themselves and grown up. No more little party girls who can't drag their drunk ass out of the bar every night or who just can't pull their life together. (and I don't mean anyone specifically, so I hope no one thinks I mean them and gets offended...)

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Music:

everything except country :)

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Movies:

anything except cheesy action movies like Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal, or gory horror movies where they spill gallons of blood with no real plot...

Television:


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I love Chappelle's Show, Family Guy, any stand-up on Comedy Central, Til' Death, Happy Hour, Law&Order:SVU, CSI:Miami and New York (the original's getting a little old...), and Girlfriends...

Books:

Like I have time to read a book now!

Heroes:

-There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
-The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up; he’s pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
-Jack and Jill ran up the hill, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Jack down and made sweet barbaric love to Jill, then they both went home crying.
-Frosty the Snowman didn't melt; he was beaten to death by Chuck Norris.
-The pearly gates of heaven were meant to keep Chuck Norris from beating up angels. When that failed, God sent him to earth.
-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
-Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
-Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
-Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades, and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
-Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
-Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
-Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
-Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
-Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

-Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

-Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
-When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
-Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
-Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
-When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris' wristwatch has no numbers on it. It just says, "Time to kick ass."
-It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
-Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
-Chuck Norris was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelry."
-Elvis left the building because Chuck Norris showed up and told him to get the fuck out.
-Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
-M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
-Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
-Chuck Norris once punched a man in the soul.
-The only thing Mr. T, Vin Diesel and Chuck Norris can agree on is that Tom Cruise is a faggot.
-Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
-Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

-The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
-Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
-The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real-it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
-The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide.
-Chuck Norris did that to Michael Jackson's face.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
-The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
-Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
-The Jihadists are pissed because they can no longer tell their recruits to expect 73 virgins in heaven. The best they can do now is 73 women who have already had sex with Chuck Norris.
-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris' action figure has slept with more women then most men.
-Chuck Norris never loses a game of Clue despite the fact everyone knows he's the murderer and used his foot to do it.
-On Neil Armstrong's second step on the moon, he found a note that said, "Chuck Norris was here."
-When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says, "Go." This is not permission for you to begin speaking; it is your cue to start running for your life.
-The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
-The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
-Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
-Chuck Norris once gave Vin Diesel and friendly noogie. Vin's hair never grew back.
-A.D.D. is not a disease. It's just impossible to focus when you know that Chuck Norris could strike at any moment.
-Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Chuck Norris donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's balls, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.
-Chuck Norris once broke a mirror on a black cat under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. That was the day he won the lottery.
-Chuck Norris once partook in a pissing contest outside of a bar. His opponent drowned.
-Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
-The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

-Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
-Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.
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You Are An ISFP
The Artist
You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy beauty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.
You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer. What's Your Personality Type?
a good joke....
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter,
The PRINCESS.
But, there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
metal,
wood,
stone,
Anything she touched would melt.
Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her.
The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
"If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands,
She will be cured."
The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth.

THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
The prince went away sadly.
The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted. He, too, was sent away disappointed.
The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
She felt something hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!!
The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the third prince married the princess, and they both lived happily ever after.
What was in the prince's pants? (Scroll down for the answer)
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M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
What were you thinking, you pervert???