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Lindsey

Girl in the Tree

About Me

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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
Your Reputation Is: Sweet Girl
While you're well known, there's nothing to worry about.
You're reputation is mostly good - as good as any rep can be. What's Your Reputation?Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Eden

You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.You are an interesting mix of introspective and outlandish.Waving your freak flag high, you really do things your own way.While you may seem distant, you care very deeply for humanity.You just have no tolerance for fools, slackers, or dullards.And while you're fairly misanthropic, many are drawn to you.Innovative and clever, people look to you for new ideas and trends. What is Your Rising Sign?
BUTTERFLY EYES
You have Butterfly
Eyes!
Positive Traits: Thoughtful,
Intelligent, Humble, Clever, Open
Minded
Negative Traits: Elitist,
Conceited, Apathetic, Cold, Sarcastic
Your eyes are the windows to your soul. What type of eyes do you have?
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Men See You As Desirable
Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual
You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in
You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage
Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You?
June,
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,
tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the
best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves
to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative.
Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make
friends. Abiding. Able to show character.
Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to
dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt.
Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.
What does your birth month reveal about you? (read memo)
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You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.
You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.
At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
You are Bettie Page
Girl next door with a wild streak
You're a famous beauty - with unique look
And the people that like you are cultish about it What Famous Pinup Are You?
Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?
You Are Thong Panties
Woman, you are one hell of a ride!
You're a total wild child - and you live for crazy times.
Men are attracted to you like flies to honey, even though they know they should stay away.
You need a expert cowboy who can keep in tune with your free spirit! What Kind of Panties Are You?
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My Interests

Alright, listen closely. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body's changing - it's all good, believe me. Problem now is... every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So... First order of business - no more socks. They're expensive, gumming up the works plumming-wise. Now you might be thinking to yourself, "But, Uncle Andy, what do I do with all that pearl jam if I can't spew it into Mr. Sock?" Glad you asked... You can have a lovely time tugging the tiger in the shower each morning - that eliminates the need for a goo glove. But, the day is long, masturbation's fun, so unless we want to take 4 or 5 showers every day, we're gonna need some other options. So let's start with the basics. Tissues. Perfectly acceptable backstop for all that Creamy Italian. They can be rough and dry on such soft, sensitive skin and it can stick to your dick head like a fuckin' band-aid - ouch. From there we move on to more lubricated flack-catchers - specificially, bananas. Step one: Peel the banana. Step two: Slip the peel over your Randy Johnson and start pitching. Now for extra credit, warm up the peel in the microwave. Not too hot! Serious yowza. Also, olive oil, moisturizer, honey, spit, butter, hair conditioner, and Vaseline can all be used for lube. In my opinion, the best lube... is lube. So save your allowance and invest in some soon. Alright, moving on - when you tug your Thomas on the toilet - ffft - shoot right into the bowl. In bed - soft t-shirt, perhaps a downy hand towel of your very own that you don't mind tossing after tossing. There's no such thing as polishing the raised scepter of love too much. It reduces stress, it enhances immune function. Also, practice makes perfect. So work on your control now, while you're a solo artist - you'll be playing some long, happy duets in the future. Ok - class dismissed. --from "Weeds"

I'd like to meet:

Anything and everyone! People that are openminded especially! Writers, painters, musicians, actors/actresses...anything having to do with the arts means the world to me! Hey! Express yourself!--I'm diving headfirst into life...and I'm not wearing a helmet--

Music:

THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS FREAKIN ROCK MY PANTIES OFF!!...and they do so intentionally, i think...also Last November, Rilo Kiley, The Like, Sublime, Modest Mouse, Cake, Weezer, Simon and Garfunkel, Taking Back Sunday, The Arcade Fire, Franz Ferdinand, Peter Gabriel, Eric Clapton, Cream, Blink 182, Secret Machines, Brand New, Garbage, Devics, The Shins, Elbow, Xavier Rudd, Jack Johnson, Wilco, Blue October, Saves the Day, Damien Rice, Katy Rose, Jet, Bright Eyes, The Starting Line, Jimmy Eat World, The Flaming Lips, Something Corporate, Frou Frou, Eisley, Belle and Sebastian, Green Day, The Vines, The Hives, The Postal Service, Feable Weiner, Rosey, Finch, Goldfinger, Reel Big Fish, Counting Crows, Hot Hot Heat, Snow Patrol, 311, Keith Urban, Yellowcard, Say Anything, The Dan Band, My Chemical Romance, They Might Be Giants, Live, The Get Up Kids, Badly Drawn Boy, Fall Out Boy, World Leader Pretend, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Spoon, Suburban Legends, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Muse, Josh Kelley, The Strokes, Mando Diao, Elefant, U2, Gomez, Athlete, Piebald, Liz Phair, Ambulance LTD, Straylight Run, Razorlight, The Stills (especially Retour a Vega), Anna Nalick, Aqualung, Unwritten Law, Relient K, Rx Bandits, Foo Fighters, The Doors, The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, The Verve, The Who, The Guess Who, Emerson Lake and Palmer, Motion City Soundtrack, Stereophonics, Death Cab for Cutie, Hot Hot Heat, Sloan, Drive By Truckers, Interpol, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Gorillaz, Queen, The Donnas, Mazzy Star, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, Oasis, the monkees, Elvis Costello, Dave Matthews Band, Portishead, The Pixies, Paul McCartney...and some more that I can't remember at this moment...

Movies:

Love Wes Anderson movies!!! He's awesome, which means I love The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenebaums, Rushmore...every Wes Anderson movie that I know of so far (cause I just recently got into him). Other movies: Braveheart, Animal House, The Virgin Suicides, 50 First Dates, um...I'll think of more

Television:

I'm CSI's bitch...yes...and I'm proud to say it.

Books:

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time!!!! Pride and Prejudice, The Grapes of Wrath, "Hills Like White Elephants," Madame Bovary, Tropic of Cancer, Scar Tissue

Heroes:

Viktor Burakov, June Carter Cash, Johnny Cash, Kahlil Gibran...oh yeah BILL FREAKIN MURRAY!

My Blog

A Lesson in Obloquy

I've just realized I haven't posted any poetry, so here's one that I wrote about six months to a year ago (not one of my favorites, but it's a step in catharsis and I'll take it): A Lesson in Obloquy ...
Posted by Lindsey on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair

I am officially a hippie!  My hair has grown down past my boobies and I'm taking French; plus I feel guilty every time I get into my car.  Can't wait til the summertime when I can weave flow...
Posted by Lindsey on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

Hunger & The Brain

In the spirit of Christmas, I would like to take the time to write about hunger.  As far as I know, this article has no basis in the scientific world, so don't live by these words (you can live b...
Posted by Lindsey on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:12:00 PST

My Own Worst Enemy

So, recently I've realized there's been something wrong.  For about the past two months I've been really down...and I mean "pffff" down.  I took a Cymbalta (it's for depression) last we...
Posted by Lindsey on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:54:00 PST

Salutations to Reckless Drivers in SC

After driving so much on the I-85 back and forth between Greenville and Spartanburg, I have learned a thing or two (actually more) and so I thought I'd be nice and relate them here.  Hell, I migh...
Posted by Lindsey on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:37:00 PST

Where's Lenny's Pee-Pee????!!!!

Ok, so this is as serious as I'm going to get.  Someone stole Lenny (my cat)'s pee-pee!!  The last time I saw it, it was over at my house on his chair that he sleeps in in the dungeon (or de...
Posted by Lindsey on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST

A fascination with resistance.

No, this is not another thesis...unfortunately.  Sonic has drained my body of all of that.  Yet, on a side note, i would recommend you not to come to my sonic (on buncombe rd.) b/c if you do...
Posted by Lindsey on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 01:42:00 PST

The Penis Thesis

Ok...so with this thesis I'm purely running on adrenaline and a massive head rush.  I usually don't think like this. --But that's a lie, I do think like this-- Alright, so the first point I would...
Posted by Lindsey on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 09:21:00 PST