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Sam

Just a healthy heterosexual

About Me

I'm just a sensible, logical guy who wants to cause as little chaos as possible but at the same time make enough of a difference that people will remember me passing by.

Are you overly defensive or sensitive to political incorrectness? I guarantee I'll offend you. If you can understand dry, sarcastic, intelligent humor, then we'll probably get along.

To those who can't take a little jab once in a while I'd like to say: Boo hoo! Lighten up!!
Life is full of humor when one learns to see it and I think people would be a whole lot happier if they learn to be real and laugh at themselves and just friggin' let the stupid stuff blow over!

My Interests

Golf, technology, nutrition, fitness, and...? It could really be anything depending on the day.

I'd like to meet:



I have friends!

Jack Bauer

Sasquatch

Tiger

Natalie

A couple more friends...

Television:

24, Prison Break.

Books:

John Daly: My Life In and Out Of The Rough, Michael Savage: Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

Only for '24' fans...

Well, it's no secret that we'll be in a war with China before too long, I just didn't think it would be started so soon, and by Jack Bauer!
Posted by Sam on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:50:00 PST