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fruitynut

Hence forth, I shall be known as...DARTH FRUITY!

About Me

I'm honest and true. I'm silly and raunchy. I'm sincere and straightforward. I'm awkward and shy. I'm terrible at making a good first impression. I only care for the opinions of my friends and those I respect, not the general public. I'm not who you think I am. I've got a great personality and I'm beautiful on the inside. To know me is to love me. If given the chance, I'll make you laugh.

"The easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing to be is what other people want you to be. Don't let them put you in that position."

My Interests

television, music, books, movies, travelling, photography

I'd like to meet:

-Nice, open-minded people who appreciates a weird and silly sense of humor.

-My knight in shining armor.

-I'm a hug addict looking for an enabler.

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Music:

Dave Matthews Band, Common Rotation, Dave Diamond, Blow Up Hollywood, U2, Jamie Cullum, John Mayer, Sting, Carlos Santana, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Led Zeppelin, The Police, Beastie Boys...

Movies:

The Princess Bride, The Whole Wide World, LadyHawk, Dominic and Eugene, The Legend of 1900, Guy, Gridlocked, Memento, How To Get A Head In Advertising, Raising Arizona, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pricilla: Queen of the Desert, Blade Runner, L. A. Confidential, Hero, The Color Purple, All the Monty Python Movies...

Television:

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Supernatural, CSI, CSI: NY, Stargate: SG-1, The Dead Zone, The Closer, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, almost anything on A&E and the Discovery channel. And I still watch MacGyver!

Books:

Sherlock Holmes series, The Alienist, Brave New World, 1984, Atlas Shrugged, The Stand, Catcher in the Rye, Gulliver's Travels

Heroes:

My dad. Anyone who perseveres in realizing their dreams.

My Blog

IVE BEEN TAGGED

I’ve been tagged by Ga9The rules: Someone writes a blog with seven weird/random facts about him/herself. Then, at the end of the blog, he/she tags seven people by listing their names. These peop...
Posted by fruitynut on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 07:38:00 PST

ON THOSE OFF DAYS

I like to kick back with my homies, down a few 40s and watch some turtle porn...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeGkTtRY6lUhttp://www. youtube.com/watch?v=7staJcn5RHc...
Posted by fruitynut on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:35:00 PST

MY KIND OF GUY

FREE-HUG MAN SPEAKS OUTThe Sydney Morning HeraldElicia MurraySeptember 28, 2006 The man behind the latest YouTube sensation has spoken out for the first time about his global cuddling controversy.Seri...
Posted by fruitynut on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

QUIZ-A-LICIOUS

1.Where did you take your default pic?I Googled for a smiley face.2.What exactly are you wearing right now?A towel3.What is your current problem?Oh my goodness, too many to name!4.What makes you most ...
Posted by fruitynut on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:40:00 PST

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRYTALE

The World's Shortest Fairytale   Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "will you marry me?" The guy said "No" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank Marti...
Posted by fruitynut on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST

BRAIN CRAMPS

BRAIN  CRAMPS                                                    ...
Posted by fruitynut on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 03:38:00 PST

MYSPACE EPISODE TWO: THE CLONE WARS

So, I logged onto MySpace today and saw that I had a friend request in my inbox.  Thinking to myself, "Yay!  People like me!  People really like me!"  I eagerly clicked on the link...
Posted by fruitynut on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

I'M YOUR GIRL FOR $65

Stolen from Ga9 who stole it from Kevin Okay so here's the deal: you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the a...
Posted by fruitynut on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:00:00 PST

WHO ARE YOU?

Who are these people and why are they trying to friend me?Lily and AmieAnd THIS WOMAN is dead!What?  No rich hot guys looking to date me?...
Posted by fruitynut on Fri, 26 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

IT'S BEEN GOING AROUND

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:FruityNutBirthday:August 12Birthplace:NYCCurrent Location:BrooklynEye Color:brownHair Color:blackHeight:5' 2"Right Handed or Left Handed:rightyYour Heritage:Chi...
Posted by fruitynut on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:25:00 PST