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Parker Posi Can't Lose

I'm rollin' with my kitties and I'm hard as fuck.

About Me

I'm not pretty and I'm not rich. I have to fucking work for it.

I try to keep it posi, but that doesn't mean I'm perfect. I really hate olives and cold tomatoes. I've been told I'm kind of an asshole. I do a zine, It Ain't All Hugs And Handshakes . I'm terrified of mirrors. I swear too much. I'm pretty fucking awesome.

AOL Screenname:
Minus3ScenePts

Livejournal:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/keyserxsoze

My Interests

I watch too many movies. I read too many comic books. I own too many toys and action figures. I eat too much candy. I spend too much time writing. I have too many semi-obscure crushes. I think too much about dinosaurs.

I'd like to meet:

Cynics and assholes and those unhealthily obsessed with Jawbreaker.

also BUNNIES!

Music:

Jawbreaker and the Suicide File.

Movies:

I've entirely stopped caring about anything that doesn't involve John McClane.

Television:

I'm too smart to watch TV, I'm too dumb to make believe this is all I want from life.

Books:

Books: How Soon Is Never?, Amped: Notes From A Go-Nowhere Punk Band, Battle Royale, His Bright Light: The Nick Traina Story, I'm Screaming As Fast As I Can: My Life In B Movies by Linnea Quigley, All Ages: Reflections On Straight Edge, Cash by Johnny Cash, Down And Dirty Pictures: Sundance, Miramax, And The Rise Of Independent Film, Watership Down, Nothing Feels Good: Punk Rock, Teenagers, and Emo

Comic books/Graphic Novels: Preacher, Y The Last Man, Transmetropolitan, The Watchmen, The Authority, Ex Machina, The Goon, Hellblazer, Hunter Killer, V For Vendetta, Fell

Heroes:

Jesse Custer. Linnea Quigley.

My Blog

My DVD Collection (Updated 02/01/07)

Listed in sections as they sit on my shelves:Directors:Wes Anderson:Bottle RocketRushmoreRoyal Tenenbaums (Criterion Collection)The Life Aquatic (single disc Criterion Collection)Luc Besson:The Big Bl...
Posted by Parker Posi Can't Lose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Manifesto (of sorts)

A lot has gone on in the past month. The thing I loved more than anything was taken away from me and I had to face the reality of that. Actually, I still haven't really faced the reality of it, but yo...
Posted by Parker Posi Can't Lose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I went to a party last night....

....what sick things I saw: makout sessions and bicycle messengers, punks and art school drop outs. I ran into this guy I knew but hadn't seen in years. We went into the neon kitchen and stole a coupl...
Posted by Parker Posi Can't Lose on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST