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Randy

Live by a different standard!

About Me


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Myspace Backgrounds Key West’s own is going on the road….that is right boys and girls, get ready, I’m a comin’.Starting May 23 through July 9th I will be on the road making stops in Rehoboth, Philadelphia, Detroit, Tulsa, Key West, Baltimore, San Francisco and Atlanta. For all my boys and girls in Chicago, look for a brief one night gig May 30 followed by a full trip in August for Market Days….All this madness will be brought to you by the FANTASTIC people at www.Gay.com & www.PlanetOut.comFor the rest of you….I am 32, single and a professional female impersonator. I am well known for blending live vocals, an evil wit and a healthy dose sex appeal. I am also an accomplished actor, well rounded costumer and a fucking fantastic cook. Just ask the motley crew in my top friends…most of them have had the pleasure. Don’t bitch if you haven’t…you’ll get some too. And don’t cry and whine about getting fat…I have a trainer, you should too. I take care of myself and want a partner who does as well, love going out and love staying in. Life and love should be considered contact sports.Love my life, can’t wait to see all my friends around the country….if you are in Key West you can usually find me at Lateda at 1125 Duval St – www.lateda.com and at Aqua Nightclub – www.aquakeywest.com performing weekly….also keep an eye out for www.MrRandyThompson.com carrying all news and all things Randy… body {background-color: PLACE

My Interests

Music, food, wine travel, theater, art...all the gay stuff

I'd like to meet:

An honest man who doesn't need me for any one/more of the following:Rent, Food, Drag, Transportation, Citizenship, Trauma Counseling, Rehab....Otherwise, be somewhere between the ages of 21 and still viable (sorry...I have a father already) and keep yourself in shape (you don't have to live at the gym, but please don't live on your couch) have a capacity to love, understand that an orgasm is not intimacy, get ready to eat well and be loved fiercely if it works out.....And don't be threatened by my job....it can happen, I know, but seriously...relax...

My Blog

non sequitur

I am really loving Boston... no one panic, or as Matt would say, "Nobody move!!" as we are having wild Steel Magnolias moments from time to time, but I am not planning a move to Boston...at least not ...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 01:15:00 PST

Weddings and Washouts

I have a feeling that Boston will constitute more than one blog, so I shall divide things by order of occurence (mainly) then on to the next topics and my usual ramblings... I arrived in Boston BROKE....
Posted by Randy on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:51:00 PST

Hot Boys, Hurricanes and Hasta Whenevers

This one may seem rambling today, but I've had time on my hands and thoughts on my mind...not big, profound ones, just hanging around cluttering my desk and my brain.Hot boys...well, this one seems si...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 13 Sep 2008 02:23:00 PST

The Cone Of Concern

Or the potential cone of destruction....that is the term for the swath of land and sea they put out in front of a hurricane to see who will scramble and who ends up winning the tropical lottery this w...
Posted by Randy on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:09:00 PST

Post date and 3 AM...and a little other stuff...

Dinner at Michael's, good conversation and good food, and no stress...just weeding through the basic preliminary this and that well associated with dating. We are still a few dates away from backgroun...
Posted by Randy on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:09:00 PST

drunk...

On booze, not the usual mix of power and style that I am purported to have, just plain old drunk is how I found myself the other evening, the day of the week means little, as nights turn into morning ...
Posted by Randy on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 11:14:00 PST

The End Of The Road(trip)

The smell of Key West is this indefinable mix, so many things that come together and just smell like home...it comes in waves, the smell of jet fuel as you hit the tarmac, the sour, sulphuric seaweed ...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:30:00 PST

Love & gluttony justify everything - Oscar Wilde

And so it does, well...numbs for a while, appeases the senses.  If I sound off this morning it is because I am, in a peculiar mood I think...not depressed, not happy, just on some other level, wa...
Posted by Randy on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 09:14:00 PST

Getting "Fresh" in San Francisco

So I had a random kissing session in the line for the bathroom at "fresh" last night, does that make me a bad person for not banging him right there?  He was cute, might have been on drugs, who k...
Posted by Randy on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:40:00 PST

Good Morning Baltimore

Baltimore was such fun, if not a little clusterfucky in places, but as all of you know, I am at my best when the shit hits the fan....remember the flying high heel at turnabout people??Grand Central a...
Posted by Randy on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 11:35:00 PST