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SHIT YOU DIDN'T KNOW.

February 19, 2008; 5:07 pm
My hair is officially HOT PINK! Woo!

January 24, 2008; 12:57 am
I'm addicted to Rock Band. No surprise there, considering how much I looooooove Guitar Hero.

January 20, 2008; 1:44 am
I'm a cow.

January 18, 2008; 1:30 pm
Sometimes I think I'm a lesbian. :o

January 14, 2008; 7:26 pm
I got my left eyebrow pierced today. =]

December 25, 2007; 11:22 am
Merry Christmas everyone!

December 7, 2007; 11:41 am
I am officially moved out! Hooray!

December 4, 2007; 3:38 am
So yeah, Ron and I got a bubble bath when we got to my house tonight. I was eating yogurt and he was eating ice cream and we used the spoons to sling bubbles at each other! It was so cute, but I got soap in my mouth! =]

November 9, 2007; 9:43 pm
I got my Pee Pee Pals shirt today! =]

November 3, 2007; 11:03 am
I actually didn't buy a single dvd with my last paycheck! I think I've broken my habit of buying 1-9 dvds every time I get paid! Hooray! [*/does the swack hi-5 with Stove]

November 2, 2007; 3:38 am
Happy 1/2 year anniversary, Ronald! I love you with all my heart and soul. I am yours completely; no one could change that! You are 100% mine, as well. And some day soon, I'll have your last name, too! I lovelovelovelovelovelovelovelovelove you!

November 1, 2007; 3:00 pm
Happy 41st birthday, Miguel!

October 13, 2007; 2:13 am
My best friend and my boyfriend roasted marshmallows with lighters together tonight. =]

October 9, 2007; 1:37 pm
It's totally only semi-official so far, but Ron & myself were planning last night for a wedding! I'm getting married in like, a year and a half! I'm nervous, but really excited at the same time. I want to be with him for the rest of my life. He makes me so happy. 05/02/09 =]

September 23, 2007; 7:04 pm
I have cramps today so bad, it feels like my ovaries are imploding.

September 17, 2007; 2:44 pm
I pick my nose every night after work and wipe it on my dirty work pants! ROFL! =]

September 9, 2007; 1:19 pm
To all the wonderful people I've met online over the last couple of years - I'll never forget a single one of you. Augusta, Blake, James, Jowan; I'll never forget the conversations we had and the many laughs we shared. You're among some of the coolest people I've ever talked to.

September 7, 2007; 9:07 pm
Congratulations Kaitlin & Kenny for making it official today! =]

August 28, 2007; 2:02 pm
I peed the bed until I was 12 years old. :o

August 26, 2007; 12:24 pm
I just called off work for the fourth time in 16 months because I'm sick as fuck. I haven't called off since around December.

August 22, 2007; 5:10 pm
I hate div layouts.

July 20, 2007; 1:26 pm
I'm leaving for North Carolina in 12 1/2 hours! I can't wait to spend a whole week with the love of my life and some of my closest friends. My only regret is that I didn't settle the hugest conflict of my life before I went. Leigh - I love you, girl. Keep that in mind. I don't want our friendship to erode any more than it already has. There is always a place for you in my heart. We'll work things out; I just know it.

July 13, 2007; 4:31 pm
I'm a fucking loser.

July 7, 2007; 2:32 pm
I'm going to be late for work today, but when am I not? Lmao.

July 2, 2007; 1:58 am
Ron and I have been dating for two months today. =] I love him more than life and I couldn't be happier.

June 29, 2007; 8:39 pm
=]

June 27, 2007; 12:23 am
I love butts. =]

June 23, 2007; 1:20 am
I hate it when my friends copy my hair or have any of the same clothes or shoes as me.

June 22, 2007; 6:09 pm
I danced and sang in the shower today because I'm finally happy in life. I'm in love and it's the most incredible thing I've ever felt!

June 21, 2007; 2:23 am
I'm a multitasker. I work and play ds at the same time!

June 19, 2007; 4:27 pm
I wear green eyeshadow. =]

June 16, 2007; 1:13 pm
I sleep in da newd.

June 14, 2007; 4:22 am
I'm addicted to Pokemon Diamond for the Nintendo DS. How embarrassing! =]

June 12, 2007; 12:47 pm
I love Ronald T. Bettinger. =]

May 12, 2007; 2:37 am
I got my lip pierced and my second hole in my ears done this week. How many more am I going to get? =]

April 21, 2007; 11:49 am
I haven't left a confession for three months and one day. Ugh, I also haven't had the internet for that long. It feels way longer.

January 20, 2007; 5:49 pm
"IS IT WATER ON THE KNEE?! OP-ER-A-TION!" I have to get my knee checked because it's being gay. =<[br />
January 19, 2007; 2:20 pm
I cried at work today. How embarrassing!

January 16, 2007; 1:13 am
I want a Helio. Liek, RLY bad.

January 12, 2007; 11:11 am
I'm sick. =<[br />
January 10, 2007; 12:31 pm
I'm annoying, but I hate other annoying people. That must make me a hypocrite also.

January 8, 2007; 1:14 am
My wisdom teeth are coming in. =<[br />
January 7, 2007; 11:07 am
I never think before I talk, which usually leads me to lying. I need to fix that. =<[br />
January 6, 2007; 3:01 pm
Happy 23rd Birthday, Leigh!

January 5, 2007; 3:58 pm
Happy 7th birthday, Raven!

January 4, 2007; 2:46 pm
I want to go to college for History as my major and English as my minor.

December 30, 2006; 12:14 am
I'm a failure at life. I have a shitty job, I'm not going to college [yet], and I have low self esteem. Hell, I don't even have my permit yet, but I have an ugly blue Cavalier. Hooray for me.

December 29, 2006; 1:18 am
I used to live for Neopets. :o

December 28, 2006; 12:44 pm
I love sneakers. I buy a new pair every other month or so.

December 27, 2006; 12:12 pm
My New Year's resolution is to lose at least 35 pounds by May.

December 26, 2006; 1:25 pm
When I move out, I'm NEVER fucking coming back. There are certain people that I don't ever want to see again.

December 25, 2006; 5:46 pm
My mom told me my boobs are huge. =<[br />
December 24, 2006; 9:18 pm
Santa doesn't love me. =<[br />
December 23, 2006; 9:29 am
I find it rather embarrasing when my sister's phone rings in public. She has gay ringtones and she knows it. :o

December 22, 2006; 1:51 am
I like to dress color coordinated. My shoes and socks must match my shirt in some way, even at work. =]

December 20, 2006; 12:32 pm
Okay, old fucking ugly ass perverted men need to stay within their age group and not try to hit on me and say that I'm fucking cute. I fucking HATE you. I'm 18, not 28. I have no interest in your wrinkly old penis or your liver spots. FUCK OFF, SERIOUSLY!

December 19, 2006; 2:23 am
I'm a lazy piece of shit that will never make anything out of herself.

December 18, 2006; 12:27 am
I hate doing these stupid confessions.

December 13, 2006; 1:05 am
Mmmm, I love Newports. :o

December 8, 2006; 2:16 am
I hate perverts [no, James; you don't count]. Keep your fucking eyes in your head and not attached to my boobs!

December 7, 2006; 9:57 am
I hate people. And dumb animals. And my computer. And working with old ugly men. Errrgh!

December 5, 2006; 12:52 am
I steal BORROW happy meal toys. */cough cough.

December 4, 2006; 2:50 am
I love a nerdy video game playing boy named James. We're going out. Be jealous, biatches.

December 3, 2006; 2:47 am
I told Kaitlin to buy me the 6.5 million dollar Hearts on Fire Diamond Fantasy Bra from Victoria's Secret for Christmas. She laughed at me. :o

December 1, 2006; 11:02 am
If I had the chance to be fifteen again, I would have changed a lot of things I did in the last three years. =<[br />
November 30, 2006; 1:47 am
I tend to disappoint the people that I hold nearest to my heart. I wish I wasn't such a fuckup.

November 29, 2006; 12:27 am
I'm a bubblegum whore.

November 28, 2006; 1:42 am
Hi, Kaitlin.

November 27, 2006; 2:26 am
I'm a waste of life.

November 26, 2006; 1:38 am
I have boobies. Big ones. :o

November 25, 2006; 2:14 pm
I may be getting a new piercing this week. =>

November 24, 2006; 6:16 pm
My friends are mean to me. =]

November 23, 2006; 12:28 pm
Faggot is my favorite word.

November 22, 2006; 1:48 am
I love LIARS! Fucking stupid bastards.

November 21, 2006; 2:01 pm
I'm a mean bitch with cramps today. =(

November 20, 2006; 1:00 pm
God, my ass is getting fucking huge. I need to stop eating McDonald's.

November 18, 2006; 5:32 pm
I love Mexican food. : )

November 16, 2006; 7:34 am
I always fuck EVERYTHING up!

November 15, 2006; 2:13 am
I work too much. Augh.

November 13, 2006; 11:55 am
I'm addicted to lots of things. :o

November 11, 2006; 1:59 am
I like to spend money on my friends, but hate it when they spend money on me.

November 10, 2006; 10:28 am
Sometimes, when I talk overexcitedly, I start to slur my speech like I'm drunk. Lawl!

November 9, 2006; 2:39 am
I highly enjoy being an asshole. XD

November 8, 2006; 2:15 am
I get worried very easily.

November 7, 2006; 2:27 am
I have two huge mirrors in my bedroom, because I can be very vain some days. XD

November 5, 2006; 12:06 am
"Remember, remember, The 5th of November, Gunpowder treason and plot. We see no reason why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot"

November 4, 2006; 11:41 am
I'm fatter than my myspace pictures make me look.

November 2, 2006; 1:35 am
I'm sad and confused. What's new?

October 31, 2006; 2:47 pm
I got this today:

October 30, 2006; 2:40 am
I tend to apologize more times than needed.

October 28, 2006; 1:35 am
Woahhhhh. Liek THREE DAYS! */is UBER excited.

October 27, 2006; 10:54 am
I slept for 13 hours last night and woke up with a bedhead afro.

October 26, 2006; 2:18 am
Vivarin is not good for me. I tend to eat it like candy.

October 25, 2006; 1:40 am
I love James John Finch more than any shooz i've ever bought!!1111one!

October 24, 2006; 1:56 am
"Cause I wanna take ya downtown, show you my thing!" Peaches rawks my socks, durr.

October 23, 2006; 2:37 am
I cried today.

October 22, 2006; 12:38 am
James and I just had our first peetime ever! It was exciting! We washed our hands and talked in caps and everything!exclamationpointexclamationpoint!

October 21, 2006; 10:56 pm
James and I are nerdeeehhh together. =p

October 20, 2006; 12:29 pm
I couldn't live without hairspray.

October 19, 2006; 12:48 am
I'm reading an increasingly high amount of s&m books lately. :o

October 18, 2006; 1:15 am
It's official. My computer is a fucking piece of shit.

October 14, 2006; 9:20 am
I miss being able to wake up at this time every day. Maybe I should go dayshift?

October 13, 2006; 1:10 am
Happy Friday the Thirteenth! Leaving for Shocktoberfest in less than 15 hours! Ps: I love a boy.

October 12, 2006; 12:49 am
URG!!!!! I fucking HATE huge fat whores!!!

October 11, 2006; 1:23 pm
I can't wait to meet James in December.

October 10, 2006; 1:30 am
I love all of those retarded songs that no one in their right state of mind should even consider liking. Ie: "Baby Did A Bad, Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak. I fucking love that song!

October 9, 2006; 1:18 am
I crave sex. =p

October 7, 2006; 12:10 am
I miss being a stoner. =(

October 5, 2006; 2:15 am
I'm addicted to Maple Story . Ps: You can only use it on ie.

October 3, 2006; 9:37 pm
Monopoly starts today at McD's. Too bad I don't work today. =]

October 2, 2006; 2:30 am
I'm a loser and a dumbass, but people love me because I know it. =]

October 1, 2006; 12:34 am
I'm afraid of fire, committment, insects, and the dark. Seriously, I am. Stop laughing! Mmk, I'm done.

September 30, 2006; 4:43 pm
I really can't stand cluttered Myspaces.

September 29, 2006; 11:12 am
I'm shallow.

September 27, 2006; 12:48 am
I'm in love with John Mayer's new cd, Continuum. It's fucking amazing.
ps: Happy Birthday Hunter! ♥

September 24, 2006; 1:36 am
I used to be a huge manga collector. I still have every one I've ever bought, including all the issues of Shonen Jump that I purchased when I was a dimwit. :DDDDDDD

September 23, 2006; 1:45 am
I started ready a dirty girl book at 3 pm [Sept. 22] and finished it an hour ago. I feel like I actually accomplished something. XD

September 21, 2006; 12:32 pm
I have no upper lip. Neither does my mom-mom Helen. =]

September 20, 2006; 5:32 pm
I'm sick and I feel like I'm dying.

September 19, 2006; 12:53 pm
I got my period today after not having it for eleven months [from depo]. Ughhh.

September 17, 2006; 12:39 pm
I can't make omelettes. =<[br />
September 16, 2006; 3:02 am
I sleep with a tye-dyed teddy bear Leigh and I named Taco. :D

September 13, 2006; 12:14 am
Happy birthday, dad!

September 9, 2006; 12:19 pm
I had the most interrupted sleep in my fucking life last night. I woke up at four am and six am, then my bitch sister and nephews woke me up uncountable times between 9 and 11. RAWR!

September 8, 2006; 12:28 pm
I'm broke, as usual, for at least two more days.

September 7, 2006; 12:51 pm
Me and James had showertime today! =]

September 6, 2006; 12:09 am
I have excema. Ewl.

September 5, 2006; 2:15 am
I want to have a love as deep and complicated as a love song. I want to have ups and downs, times of luck, happiness, sadness, guilt, greed, and lust. I want the perfect relationship that would never fall apart, no matter how much we fight. I want to feel as if I would die for this person.

September 1, 2006; 1:11 pm
Women that go on Maury for paternity tests are pathetic. I will NEVER be one of those women.

August 30, 2006; 1:36 pm
I gained almost 40 pounds in 10 months because my idiot mother made me go on birth control. Thanks, mom!

August 28, 2006; 10:52 am
My sisters and nephews all start school today. Hooray!

August 26, 2006; 7:12 pm
I bought Dirge of Cerberus [PS2] and Party Monster [DVD] today. I also reserved FFXII for Halloween.

August 22, 2006; 12:59 am
Shin-chan is my new favorite show like fucking crazy!

August 21, 2006; 2:08 am
I want to own homes in Rome and Tokyo one day.

August 12, 2006; 9:34 pm
I will go to jail for murder one day. Guaranteed.

August 9, 2006; 9:47 am
Even though it looks like I don't, I love and care for every member of my family deeply and equally.

August 8, 2006; 2:43 am
I'm demanding. If I want something done, it gets fucking done.

August 5, 2006; 6:10 pm
I love fishsticks. James thinks it's yucky. =]

July 26, 2006; 11:59 am
When I was a kid, I used to play "hide & seek" with my parents. I would hide so good and so silently, that they would, on occasion, have to call in the police. =]

July 25, 2006; 10:09 pm
I'm a slob. =]

July 24, 2006; 12:27 pm
Ick, didn't get outta work last night til 2:30 am.

July 23, 2006; 1:29 pm
Got out of the valley for a day/night. The next step is to move out. =]

July 18, 2006
Ewl, hehehe.

July 14, 2006
Kaitlin drank my apple juice that was in the fridge! OMG I'm gonna kill her!

July 13, 2006
Hooray! for not being super-dooper humid today.

July 11, 2006
Spent over 200 dollars yesterday on two shirts, a CD, two DVDs, and a new PS2 game. How lame!

July 10, 2006
Fed-ex can lick my cunt. I wanted my paycheck last night and couldn't get it til today because "oh we don't come on Sundays." BULLSHIT! Government bastards and their days off. */storms off

July 9, 2006
I fucking HATE plan ruiners.

July 6, 2006
I heart cereal.

July 5, 2006
I'm suspicious of everyone because I don't trust anyone. Paranoid much?

July 4, 2006
Happy Independence Day America!

July 3, 2006
It's been 7/3/06 for 8 minutes. I'm watching Minoriteam. It's weird.

July 2, 2006
HOLY SHIT GOD FUCK DAMN! I HAD THE MOST BITCHIN TIME LAST NIGHT AT PANIC! PLUS, I FINALLY MET AUGUSTA; YAY!

June 27, 2006
I'm addicted to boys on boys. Hence the reason I love Brokeback Mountain. PS: FOUR DAYS!

June 26, 2006
It looks like someone had their period on the towel I'm dying my hair with :D Ps: FIVE DAYS!

June 25, 2006
HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY KEITH!

June 24, 2006
Yay! I get paid today :) Thank God b/c I am so broke it's not even funny... Oh wait, yes it is! Rofl.

June 22, 2006
I know something you don't know... :D

June 21, 2006
I'm not gonna see my mommy for three weeks =(

June 20, 2006
I hate kids,therefore, I don't ever want any.

June 18, 2006
Yay. *sarcasm* I'm going to work sick for the second day in a row.

June 15, 2006
Currently in a sour mood. Will be better in a week.

June 14, 2006
Me and Leigh ate so much that all we did for six hours was sit in my room and play Kingdom Hearts 2. We couldn't move. :D

June 13, 2006
This is the plastic surgery I need: nose job, liposuction, boob reduction. :D

June 12, 2006
I need a boyfriend.

June 11, 2006
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY KAITLIN! :D

June 10, 2006
My paycheck was 84 dollars more than I thought it would be. :D Hooray! I also got my first car today.

June 9, 2006
Today's confession is brought to you by the number 7 and the letter H.

June 3, 2006
I miss everyone already.

June 1, 2006
GRADUATION! eek.

May 31, 2006
Scared to graduate.

May 29, 2006
Ate ice cream I bought from DQ two days ago.

May 27, 2006
Decided that I'm somewhat conceited.

May 26, 2006
New hair.

May 25, 2006
Watched Pokemon with my little sister.

May 22, 2006
I look fat in my grad cap & gown. Eek.

May 21, 2006
On this day, three years ago, I burned down my mom's ex-boyfriend's house.

May 20, 2006
Finally found a dress for class night. *relieved*

May 19, 2006
I was named after one of my dad's friends from the Marines.

May 17, 2006
Don't want to turn 18, but did today anyway.

May 15, 2006
Gah! Hungry.

May 14, 2006
Handing my report in a day late... Oh well!

May 13, 2006
Dyed my hair!

May 11, 2006
GAH! It's not even my birthday for six more days and a million bajillion people left comments! LOL.

May 8, 2006
Donated blood today! Didn't pass out like last time :D

May 1, 2006
16 days till my 18th birthday! :D

April 30, 2006
Gonna beat a herpes infested bitch's ass.

April 29, 2006
Got burnt at work. It kinda looks like a skull?

April 28, 2006
I HATE PIZZA.

April 27, 2006
Beat Kingdom Hearts 2 already! Yesssssum.

April 20, 2006
Spilled KoolAid all over my English project.

April 19, 2006
Left school after lunch to pick up my new eyes.

April 18, 2006
Binged on peanut butter eggs.

April 17, 2006
Finally got a job...At McDonald's.

April 16, 2006
Found out what my grad present from my best friend is gonna be: PATD tix!

April 15, 2006
Bought Kingdom Hearts 2! Yesssssssir.

April 14, 2006
Had a freaky recurring dream.

April 13, 2006
Had absolutely nothing to do today.