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Orphan-Puncher McGee

Midnight Clusterfuck

About Me

Hateful,ignorant,semi illiterate drunkard
i knife a raptor in the throat every day

I can light my fucking arm on fire

I stoned the college mascot to death with empty gin bottles,and then i took a shit on it

www.ginocidalmaniac.co.uk

My Interests

hating everything,punching orphans,latex gloves, Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy, zombies, Handlebar moustaches, poisoning, 4later,wolf parties, computergames, Midnight Knife-fights, retrogaming,gin, defrosting corpses, sexy losers,/b/,
trash mags,

PARTY AT THE BURNS UNIT!

I'd like to meet:

the gay robots that stole my dreamcast,Senor Ace Mcguire(RIP),Bruce Campbell or a talking dog that i could have a tv series with.

currently if anyone knows of a surefire way to destroy the world/punch all orphans in the face simultaneously i would like to meet them.

Music:

kyuss,pixies,mindless self indulgence,lemon demon,mclusky,death from above 1979,Primus, eagles of death metal,dj scotch egg,NIN, mastodon,stampin' ground,brendan small, Beecher, beastie boys, melt banana,tom vek, Polysics,Pantera, desert sessions, the smiths, frank black, sonic youth, the stranglers,atari teenage riot, blood brothers, queens of the stoneage, incredibad, the police,SMAP, add n to (x),prodigy,weezer, megadeath,system of a down, misfits,wolf parade,C64 sid files,MIDIs of awesome game music, mondo generator,
hulk hogan and the wrestling boot band -etc etc blah blah blah

Movies:

Evil dead 2:dead by dawn, Evil dead 3:army of darkness,The Evil Dead,the thing,the fly,they live,Ferris Bueller's day off,Thursday,when a stranger calls,halloween,hobo with a shotgun,escape from LA,Deathrace 2000, the adventures of buckaroo banzai across the 8th dimension, silent night deadly night 2,Mr Nanny,eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,salvador,boogie nights,withnail and I, fistful of dollars,for a few dollars more, good the bad and the ugly,royal tenenbaums,delicatessen,oldboy,oxford blues, napoleon dynamite,blue velvet,indiana jones,28 days later,night of the living dead,dawn of the dead,day of the dead,the big lebowski,big trouble in little china, weekend at bernies,suburban commando,Horse tits: highway fuckin'...

Television:

I know a lot of people say TV is for idiots-but they are obviously idiots.....

dick and dom in da bungalow,House MD,Iron Chef,arrested development,CSI, diagnosis murder,4later,Adam and Joe,metalocalypse,OZ, Bob Ross' Joy of Painting, fresh prince,plastic surgery live, worlds wildest police videos, quizmania,maid marion and her merry men, jeremy kyle,vids,vidz,the completely mental misadventures of Ed Grimley,home movies,peepshow,spaced,Pete and Pete,danger 50'000 volts, harvey birdman,art attack,lazytown, law and order:SVU,trigun, cowboy bebop,ren and stimpy, Penn and Teller's Bullshit....

Books:

If chins could kill:confessions of a B movie actor- Bruce Campbell,I'm not scared-Niccolo Ammaniti,wet moon,decent Graphic Novels and comics,wasp factory,Diagnosis murder novels,Popbot,Johnny the homicidal maniac,Scott Pilgrim,series of unfortunate events,

also any book where an orphan gets punched in the face.

this doesn't have a "games" section so i will use this space -
Games:
silent hills,resident evils,MONKEY ISLANDs,full throttle,Day of the Tentacle,katamari damacy,Phoenix Wright,any legend of Zelda game,Metal Gear solids,toejam and earls,[most megadrive,NES,SNES,dreamcast or N64 games]Jet set radio,Killer 7,Mariokart...
lots

Heroes:

bruce campbell,the hulkster,dick and dom,the child catcher,Tobias Beecher,dick van dyke,Graham Young, Richard Chase,Nige Buckland,Bob Ross, self pleasuring citrus fox

My Blog

so black you can't magnetic lasso dis shit

yeah thats right. Going home in half an hour. Bye Bournemouth hello BICESTER and Oxford.I thought it would be a relatively plan free 3 weeks. But I've already gotten like 3 texts for birthdays n shit ...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:50:00 PST

cut off

our internet got cut off for ages....i ent dead foo'syetLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

Colophon 2007

too much to write it all up but, got drunk and ate too much every dayshmoozed,saw a transexual stick needles through her fake fake ass, danced like a maniac, made a new friend , got photographed for t...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:14:00 PST

M BISON DAY

happy M Bison day everyone. Hope you all have a copy of streetfighter 2 on SNES and a dvd of the streetfighter movie to celebrate.<3
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:35:00 PST

double lamo donkey dick, sucking on a witches tit

contrary to my blog title i have just finished my work a week in advance ready for tweaking and printing.So now im relaxing with king of the hill series 3 boxset. Woo! On the social side im poorer tha...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:14:00 PST

dont hate the playa- hate the game

Seem to write when im hungover,what a drunken twat. anyway the comic is going...well, the pages i am doing look good-----ish but its taking longer than i ever thought it would, got 3 pages done, but m...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:31:00 PST

Clank Clank Thump Scrape

Aah so only a few days until i start back at the institute , I wish it was the Banzai Institute rather than the "arts" one though.Also Tom and his cronies are utter bastards for not actually letting m...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:12:00 PST

Ode to Steve

Yesterday was an eventful one,it was my last day at work,it was the wonderful Mondo Generator gig....it was also the day we found out that the great Steve Irwin is no longer with us :( we went to the ...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 11:06:00 PST

Fission Mailed!

Last night's mission was to get as wrecked as possible on 20 quid.i did not disappoint myself. We went to Tim's gig and the bands playing were really good,didnt stay for mark's band though :s ...serio...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:35:00 PST

SVU= I <3 U

tonights episode of SVU was for the fucking win.but then anything with a) orphan/general child beatings b) sex crimes c)having genitals cut off with a scalpel d)police brutality against NAMBLA member...
Posted by Orphan-Puncher McGee on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 03:42:00 PST