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The One

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About Me

Hi, I'm David, but you can call me "Dave." And the first thing you might wonder about me is: Why are most of my friends (on myspace and in "real life") at least 10 years younger than me? Well, it's because I have very little in common with people my own age. Why? Because I'm a childless straight-man who's never been married--and those characteristics make me something of an OUTCAST to the heterosexual "over-30 crowd!" Plus, I'm a genuine underachiever who puts more emphasis on getting in long hours of sleep than on getting stuff done. But you know what? "Doing stuff" is greatly overrated. Just look at Hitler: He did ALOT, right? But doesn't everyone agree that he should've just stayed home and chilled?Get MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

running my "Fun Times Karaoke!" business, lifting weights, hiking, jogging, mountain biking, sleeping the day away, eating out, apple-flavored Crystal Light, Hungry-Man TV dinners, pizza, playing guitar, singing, writing, going on the internet, going to the movies, stuff.

I'd like to meet:

My #2 crush, Mandy Moore. Because I've already met my #1 crush, KRISTIN CAVALLARI!

Music:

Incubus, MCR (My Chem), Audioslave, System, Rise Against, Nickelback, 30 Seconds To Mars, Army of Anyone, Stone Sour, Fall Out Boy, Panic!, Papa Roach, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Counting Crows, Three Days Grace, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Fuel, Tool, Dashboard, Weezer, Green Day, Blink, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Gwar, ICP, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, Creed, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, Matchbox-20, Cranberries, Beastie Boys, U2, The Cure, AC/DC, GNR, Kiss, Blue Oyster Cult, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Judas Priest, Van Halen, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Sex Pistols, The Clash, Ramones, The Who, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Karen Carpenter, Diana Ross

Movies:

Groundhog Day and Mr. Holland's Opus are my two all-time favorites. Both are chick-flicks, I know...But also: Napoleon Dynamite, Animal House, Spider-Man, The Da Vinci Code, Superbad, Wedding Crashers, Hitch, High School Musical 1 & 2, Mean Girls, Accepted, Employee of the Month, Meet The Fockers, Scary Movie, Ocean's 11 and 13, House Party, New Jack City, Born in East L.A., Apollo 13, Beauty and The Beast, Shrek, Batman Begins, Signs, The Sixth Sense, T2 and T3, Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, American Graffiti, Smokey and the Bandit, Wall Street, Casino, The Godfather 1 and 2, Beavis and Butthead Do America, The Departed, Jurassic Park.

Television:

"The Office" is a riot, and it's currently my favorite TV show. But I also enjoy "Rob and Big," "Jackass," "American Idol," "The Hills," "iCarly," "Drake and Josh," and "The George Lopez Show" too. BUT...my favorite TV show of all time was the Bay Area-based "Party of Five" from the 90's.

Books:

The Anxiety and Phobia Workbook, The Joy of Sex, The Holy Bible, misc. fitness and history books

Heroes:

God the Creator, Larry Flint, Lance Armstrong, Bill Clinton, JFK, Nixon, Martin Luther King, Muhammad Ali, Jesus, Michael Jordan, Shaq, Roger Bannister (the first runner to break the 4-minute mile), Johnny Bench, Eddy Merckx, Pele, and of course.......KRISTIN CAVALLARI !!

My Blog

The Best (And Worst) Places To Meet Single Ladies

  The Best (And Worst) Places     To Meet Single Ladies                      ...
Posted by The One on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:36:00 PST

The Gentleman Code (Part 1, Relationships)

        The Gentleman Code                (Part 1, Relationships)       Inherent in t...
Posted by The One on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:44:00 PST

Do You Believe In Demons?

  Do You Believe In Demons?          ;           ;         ...
Posted by The One on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:52:00 PST

Las Vegas vs. Bay Area

             Las Vegas vs. Bay Area         &n bsp;       &nb...
Posted by The One on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:27:00 PST

Less Is More

                         less Is More         &. ..
Posted by The One on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 11:23:00 PST

Merry Christmas?

                   Merry Christmas?        &n bsp;     &n...
Posted by The One on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:11:00 PST

Happy FREAKING Holidays!!

 Happy FREAKING Holidays!!        &n bsp;         &n bsp;      by David Castle   ...
Posted by The One on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:17:00 PST

The Hawaiian Way

                                  The Hawaiian Way&...
Posted by The One on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 09:17:00 PST

The Law of Opposite Lifestyles

        The Law of Opposite Lifestyles        &n bsp;         &n bsp;   ...
Posted by The One on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:24:00 PST

Wait Here On Red

  Tracie was the first girl (besides mom) that I ever loved. I was a junior (in high school) and she was a sophomore. We hung out together all the time:  before, during, and after band pract...
Posted by The One on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:09:00 PST