I'm a boisteriously quiet sophisticated southerner with a twangy accent and an irrational hatred of Coldplay. My hobbies are (in no particular order)
-dressing up in funny clothes and hitting strangers with sticks
-slinging coffee and creating drinks so artfull that they should be framed
-being hella cool
-playing chess like a master
-sitting at a soundboard making crap sound like gold and gold sound like . . .golder
I also enjoy meeting just about anyone that will talk to me and making fun of bad movies. Everyone has a story to tell and I'd love to hear yours.
In my off moments, I dabble badly in music and try my hand at writing, though a general lack of free time and gumption has left me with a journal full of first pages. In my dreams, I am a rennisance man (those of you that know me see the pun here) though reality has left me wandering through the dark ages. I think that I may have found a horse though, and soon I will be riding toward whatever destination life has picked for me.
