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Big Momma

Whales in the city!? That's crazy!

About Me

Bonjour mes amis! I am currently located in the funnest town ever created in the history of the world, Berne. I lover my kitty Henry who presides over my other four animals because he is king. I super love working because the people at my job add so much humor and fun to my day. There are plenty of people who keep me going, like Claire who is my hero and I love her because she is the most awesome girl I know. There is Mark who keeps me laughing about poodles, kitties, and us eating Hungarian babies. And Andrew who can keep me sane. I look forward to school so I hang hang out with my homies in the bathroom club. Best part of my day. Katlynn is my neighbor who I love to wrestle and do six second abs and completely ridiculous things with. Kathy is my longest lasting relationship and I lover her. Hey Katie...AND HARDER!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lauren
Birthday: June, 14 1989!
Birthplace: a hospital
Current Location: a ma maison
Eye Color: brownish
Hair Color: dark blonde/light brown
Height: 5'4 and a sumtin
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, because i am not evil
Your Heritage: Italian and a lot o other crap
The Shoes You Wore Today: flippies!
Your Weakness: i have not a clue
Your Fears: spiders, fire, mass murderers
Your Perfect Pizza: white with broccoli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: drop a pants size
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wow
Thoughts First Waking Up: im dizzy
Your Best Physical Feature: legs?
Your Bedtime: um, whenever my parents yell at me to go to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: good ol times at camp
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi, morons!
MacDonalds or Burger King: never will i eat there again
Single or Group Dates: idc
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont know!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: hell. no.
Do you Swear: sparingly
Do you Sing: cha!
Do you Shower Daily: so fresh and so clean, clean
Have you Been in Love: not yet
Do you want to go to College: oh yeah
Do you want to get Married: oh yeah
Do you belive in yourself: on occasion
Do you get Motion Sickness: used to
Do you think you are Attractive: haha, no
Are you a Health Freak: i am now
Do you get along with your Parents: i do
Do you like Thunderstorms: who doesnt
Do you play an Instrument: ex trumpet pioneer
In the past month have you Smoked: no way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nadda
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a lot
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: kill me if i did
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not that i remember
In the past month have you been on Stage: not to perform
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nuh-uh
Ever been called a Tease: not that i know of
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: no, me a goody
How do you want to Die: asleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: undecided
What country would you most like to Visit: anywhere in Europe
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue, brown, green, it dont matter to moi
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: something laid back
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: six
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a plethera of embarrassments
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My Interests


You Are Best Described By...
Jeune Fille VertBy Tamara De Lempicka What Famous Work of Art Are You?
LAUREN
Lis forLucky
Ais forAmorous
Uis forUnique
Ris forResponsible
Eis forEnlightened
Nis forNaive What Does Your Name Mean?

You Belong in Paris

Stylish and a little sassy, you were meant for Paris.The art, the fashion, the wine, the men!Whether you're enjoying the cafe life or a beautiful park...You'll love living in the most chic place on earth What City Do You Belong in? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.
You Are French Food
Snobby yet ubiquitous.
People act like they understand you more than they actually do. What Kind of Food Are You?
You Should Learn French
C'est super! You appreciate the finer things in life... wine, art, cheese, love affairs.
You are definitely a Parisian at heart. You just need your tongue to catch up... What Language Should You Learn?

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

JK Rowling

Music:

Pearl Jam, Bright Eyes, The Format, The Honorary Title, Silverchair, Coldplay, Keane, System of a Down, Queen, Nirvana, Radiohead, CCR, The Shins, Silverchair, Rilo Kiley, Live, Shinedown, Flogging Molly, The Postal Service, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Stills, The Strokes, Eisley, Primus, The Cure, The Magnetic Fields, Muse, The Concretes, Jet, Collective Soul, Thom Yorke, Hootie and the Blowfish, Badly Drawn Boy, Pixies, Ok Go, Wilco, Pavement, Yo La Tengo, Regina Spektor, Talking Heads, Pete Yorn, Smashing Pumpkins, The Decemberists, Sublime, Imogen Heap, Portishead, The Beatles, South, Rammstein, Orgy, Spoon, Oleander, They Might Be Giants, Godsmack, Dashboard Confessionals, Oasis, Bush, Disturbed, Tenacious D, Foo Fighters, Interpol, Taproot, Nightmare Of You, Audioslave, Death Cab For Cutie, Nonpoint, R.E.M., The Faint, Korn, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nine Inch Nails, Aerosmith, Doves, Kaiser Chiefs, The Arcade Fire,Ted Leo & the Pharmicists, JOSH GROBAN!...

Movies:

Hook, Mrs. Doubtfire, Harry Potter, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Bruce Almighty, LiarLiar, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lion King, Lord of the Rings, Armegedon, Chicago, Catch Me If You Can, Titanic, The Breakfast Club, Dogma, Phenomenon, Throw Momma From the Train, Wild America, Garden State, Stand By Me, Saved, CAMP, The Great Dictator...and plenty others that I can't remember.

Television:

Lost, The Golden Girls!, South Park, Still Standing, Even Stevens, Strong Medicine, Boy Meets World, Great Hotels, America's Next Top Model, Gilmore Girls, The Nanny, Home Improvement.

Books:

Harry effing Potter is my world! But I love the Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Of Mice and Men, Harry Potter, Brave New World, Harry Potter...

Heroes:

Claire DellaRocco