Jennifer

About Me

'ORRIBLE WHITE FEMALE SEEKS PUSILLANIMOUS FUCKWIT FOR BEATINGS AND OCCASIONAL LIGHT FARM WORK....PAYMENT IN KIND,PREVIOUS APPLICANTS NEED NOT APPLY...YOU'RE ALREADY FAMOUS,FUCKO. I am currently in talks with studio bosses about a script I am developing...It's about a man(Bruce Willis/Rich Lewis)He's a cop- a bit of a maverick,likes a drink/gamble/the ladies...loses his badge for punching the captain(James Earl Jones)...is avenging the death of his wife(Jane Macdonald from 'The Cruise')...and hunting for his kidnapped son (played by Tom from hollyoaks)whom he lovingly refers to as 'Champ'etc..etc..

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My Interests

BUTTERCUP.BUTTOCK DOWN.AND REST....THANKYOU MADAM.

I'd like to meet:

NOT YOU.SPLASHER.

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Music:

The Goombay dance band,James Last,Houdini, Foster and Allen,Ralph Mactell(streets of London only),Gracie Fields,Vivien Stanshall,Yazz,Leapy Lee,UB40,Virgin Prunes,Anal Cunt and Roxette.

Movies:

Rita,Sue and Bob too,Pretty in pink,Police academy 1-4(what d'you mean Mahoney's not in this one??!),Wish you were here,Up the junction,Vice-Versa(The eighties body swap comedy, starring Judge Reinhold and Fred Savage-Far superior to 'Big'),Calamity Jane,Tony Hawks' Boom Boom Sabotage,and The Birds.

Television:

Mick Hucknall's dollshouse sackbag prodfest,Going for Gold(with Henry Kelly off 'Game for a laugh')Worlds Zaniest Homosexuals,Britains most laughable gall-stone removal operations 2,Crimewatch(and Crimewatch update),Juliet Bravo, The laughter show-with Les Dennis and Dustin Gee(also featuring Bella Emberg),Dance energy House Party, The Hitman and her, TV-Mayhem, and New Kids on the block-the cartoon.

Books:

Has a pop on yer kid,dun I...By R.Kelly,Learn to swim in 3 inches of water by Jeff Buckley,Get downstairs by Scatman John(be-bop-bap-ba-da-Wooah!)How to get more out of sex by David Rueben,M.D.And Chicken soup for the soul.

OBSENITY IS THE CRUTCH OF INARTICULATE MOTHERFUCKERS