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Sweaty Cunt

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Codename: Alex. Living in Worcester, cultivating a borderline alcohol problem and occasionally working while hiding from the brutish realities of this foul year of our lord 2007.

I have incredibly rosey cheeks which pisses me right off sometimes

I sometimes overestimate my intellect. (i.e. I think I'm cleverer than I actually am, somehow I pull it off to marvellous effect though:))

i hate love photography. I wish I was good at it. I wanna learn how to do film.

I love making people laugh and laughing so hard that it hurts your stomach. If people think I'm funny then I'm happy. I am quite arrogant but most of the time it's with good reason. I'm intolerant of other people really.
I used to think love was real, then I realised it was something made up for Kids at DisneyLand.

Jo Greenway is an absolute legend.anyone who says otherwise, gets a kicking!!"She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we climbed the rope in gymclass"

Yes I Listen To Emo Music. Deal With It.Cunt is my favourite word.
IT'S OK TO BE IMPRESSED WITH ME....MOST GIRLS ARE

My Interests

Music. Comedy. My Mates.Audrey Tautou.Road Trips. Vinyl. Films. Stella Artois. Jagerbombs. Bank Holidays. iPod. Being faux-racist. Football. Cricket. Audrey Hepburn. Paris. Arsenal. Gin. Jack Daniels. Cheapness. Ebay. Gigs. Festivals. Girls in floral dresses. Unexpected money. Going Abroad. Summer. Winter. April. Birthdays. Fire. The Lads. Insulting people. Insulting people in a very obvious way. Oasis. Diet Coke. Food. Randomness. Anal. Sleeping. Not Sleeping. Cigarettes. Darkness. Candles. Swearing. Using the 'C' word. Going to different cities. Kissing people of both genders. Manchester. Brighton. London. Budleigh Salterton. Devon. Cornnwall.Bristol. Singing along out of tune. Round The Twist. Bucky O' Hare. Captain Planet. Being Mardy

Music:

this week's music of choice:

Movies:


Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
Garden State
Science Of Sleep
Lost In Translation
Life Aquatic
Groundhog Day
Life Of David Gale
Silence Of The Lambs
Without A Paddle
Sin City
Empire Records
Oh brother, Where Art Thou?
High Fidelity
About A Boy
Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

The Mighty Boosh.Peep Show.Soccer Am. Extras.Curb Your Enthusiasm. Top Gear.

Books:

Fear and Loathing by Hunter S Thompson.The Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown. Mr Commitment by Mike Gayle. Are You Experienced by William Sutcliffe. Othello by William Shakespeare.

Heroes:

my best mates: a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"

My Blog

I’m Really Sorry Steven, But Your Bicycle’s Been Stolen

Gangsterrrrrrs, sup.   seeing as I've been using facebook more than myspace recently, thought I'd leave a little update of what's been going on recently. As you can probably tell by the bulletins...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 11:35:00 PST

Last Night A Devil Came To Me

Haven't written an "emo" style blog for ages. about time I did I guess. The last few weeks have been a bit up and down really. Had the best week of my life in Benicassim. (thanks to all involved for t...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 02:35:00 PST

Benicassim (add your memories people.)

16th July-23rd July will go down as one of, if not the, best weeks in my life. All this despite everything that happened suggests that it was something pretty fucking special! While rain and floods ba...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

Tom Parry: "I'm so fucking high"

am slightly buzzing and bored...sleep is not coming soon!lol     70 THINGS ABOUT ME ...(001) Your gender:Male(002) Straight/gay/bi?:Straight(003) Single?:No(004) Age?:21(005) Age you wish yo...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

That's Hilarious, John Merrick

Currently loving: The Mighty Boosh Midlake Jo Greenway Your Mum Vodka and Coke Zero The 80's Pomegranate Juice.   the past few weeks have been belting! the Pobs 80's party being the highlight, ch...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

Careless Whispers...

Am having some of the best few weeks I've ever had I think. While work is still shit (taking on 3 people's jobs for the same pay is no fun), I have just had some of the best nights out and with some o...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

2007

2007: barely half a month old and already a fair amount of stuff has happened. looking for new jobs...mainly cos I need to move out of Worcester and my parents house, it's killing me. Old friendships...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST

Virginia Don't Drown

So 2006 has finally ended. A very long year and taking after Matt, I felt the time was right to reminisce about the year. It was a year of the highest highs and lowest lows. It was definitely the mos...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:48:00 PST

One Of Gods Own Prototypes

How to have a fookin' good weekend but also absolutely blitz shitloads of money: Thursday: Pittaway's leaving do. Start: Lloyds 7:30. avec Tommy Harris, Pittaway, Forbes Earnest Phillipson-Masters(AKA...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST

I Am Not Your Friend. I Am Not Your Lover. I Am Not Your Family

I've harked on about it but I'm gonna hark some more. New Brand New Album is unfucking believable!!!!   Degausser is currently my favourite song. The Lyrics are amazing. yes very emofied but the...
Posted by Sweaty Cunt on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST