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Matea

You should come, dollsnatch. Its gonna be a total fucking Mexico. Yeah, well plastic.

About Me

EXPLORE MY SURREAL WITH YOUR CONSCIOUS.

TRASHBAT IS: Two people leaping from the twin towers and fucking on the way down.
You'll have to spend time with me if you're interested in "About Me".

"To you, I am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. But if you tame me, then we shall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, I shall be unique in all the world..." "I am beginning to understand" said the little prince. "There is a flower...I think that she has tamed me..." "It is possible," said the fox. "On the Earth one sees all sorts of things."
- The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My Interests

PERCEPTION. DECEIT. PERVERSION.

I'd like to meet:

Nathan Barley, and Jonatton Yeah?

Audrey Horne and Agent Cooper

Music:

BURZUM
DFA 1979
Cabaret Voltaire

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Pumpkin, Cube, Chopper, Wolf Creek, Hard Candy, Taxidriver, Eraserhead, The Matrix, The Host, Cannibal Holocaust, Fight Club, Wings of Desire.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, Seinfeld.

Books:

The little Prince, The Muddle Headed Wombat, The Female Eunuch, The Day My Bum Went Psycho, Female Chauvinist Pigs, The Amazons of Somelon, The Chameleon, Mysterious Skin, The Green Mile, The Sands of Mars, Our Language, Tendrils, FRUITS, The Diviners Son, Perdita, The Picture of Dorian Grey, The Teachings of Don Juan:A Jaoqui Way of Knowledge.

Heroes:

AUDREY HORNE.

My Blog

I WANTED THEM TO KILL IT BUT THEY DIDNT

They had been sitting on their own in the forest for six hours. They were right in the thick of it, the trees were so tall that it was nearly impossible to see the sky, and no city noise could be hear...
Posted by Matea on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:56:00 PST

LITERARY SIMILARITY

I couldn't stand the zvuk anymore so I started derating. Obviously my neighbours weren't sretny about my derating, or about the zvuk. But hey I didn't volim them anyway. They had small ruks and ugly g...
Posted by Matea on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:49:00 PST

PERVERSION

1. Subscribe to my blog. As i was thinking, why is there the need for actions. And why do they have such repercussions? Do not misunderstand me, I understand the concept but... If i told you I loved y...
Posted by Matea on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 03:16:00 PST

BARNABY

Barnaby was tired. Oh so tired. Where should I sleep? Thought Barnaby. In a womb. Yes in a womb. So off he goes to find a womb. Yes a womb. Nup. He couldn't find one. Well more likely all the ones he...
Posted by Matea on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:45:00 PST

ANCIENT SCRIPTURES

Stop it, my elbows hurt...Nup. Don't feel like it.Iguanadon attack, 40 feet above you boy...best you stay inside until its over.But.. Betsy.. I thought you said that death by Iguanadon was the worthie...
Posted by Matea on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

I was, so i was, and i was.

I was wandering through the forest. Wandering because I wanted. I wanted to wander through the forest. So I did. I was wandering. Wandering through the forest. And I came along a path. It was a path. ...
Posted by Matea on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:21:00 PST

Pt Hughes YO

So Tash and I decided to head on down to Pt Hughes for a summer holiday, let's see how it turned out...So first we got on our Premier Stateliner and meandered through the city.. And then through the...
Posted by Matea on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

JUNGLE CATS

jungle cats. jungle cats. deep in the jungle. promise them you wont lie. a secret they wont keep. promise them you wont lie. left in the dark.stopped by the oak. shot him in the heart. looked over m...
Posted by Matea on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

Can you?

If 10 was 11 and 76 was 94... would 53 be 72? So... 78,15,6,32,5 Or... 92,11,2,21,3 Or... 64,10,1 Or... 39,12,3 Or.. 81,9,33,6,32,5 Its always going to end in a prime number. But... 7394,23,5 is 51 wh...
Posted by Matea on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST

ahhahahahha!!!

ok so heres some more.... 33.burn all of your clothes, claiming that the feminist revolution has begun (alternatively read The Female Eunuch-Germaine Greer) 34.Pretend youre dead 35 claim youre a man ...
Posted by Matea on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 12:42:00 PST