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TIGERS ON VASELINE

About Me



For a year we ran and DJ'd for IDIOteque at the Glasgow Barfly. A club night/party which showcased an enviable selection of bands and guest DJs like...

Miss The Occupier
Kobai
This et Al
The Dykeenies
Fickle Public
Raar
The Grates
To My Boy
The Ads
We Are Scientists (DJ Set)
Manda Rin (DJ Set)

At the moment we mainly guest DJ and have appeared at:
Blitzkrieg Bop @ The Arches, Club NME @ The Arches, Filth @ The Liquid Rooms, Snip Snap Pop @ Brunswick Hotel, Leeds Met Union, Firewater, and various others from Galashiels to Portugal! Projects in the pipeline!!!!

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My Interests

Don't mention the war!!! I did it once but i think I got away with it!!! Tigers on Vaseline comprise of Lyndsay and Bridget. After one night too many spent desperately drinking the bar dry of black aftershock, attempting to have a good time while the DJ plays ANOTHER Razorshite song and watching as people shuffle aimlessly to NME-approved mediocrity, we decided that if you want a job done - do it yourself. We aim to deliver a distastefully fabulous, glamorous, lewd and crude night of eclectic music pulled from the depths of all eras and tastes. We can't "dj" for shit but have a great cd collection. So if you too are bored of the usual, have an open mind and openly dirty dance moves, come along and see what you think...

I'd like to meet:

Dirty boys and dirty girls, hotty hottersons and all those who are AESTHETICALLY CHALLENGED!!!! Everyone who enjoys making a total knob out of themselves at any available opportunity thus jeopardising all newfound myspace friendships in the early stages when theoretically we should be manically nurturing them!

Music:

Le Tigre/ ACDC/ The Rapture/ Peaches/ Har Mar Superstar/ David Bowie/ Depeche Mode/ The Cooper Temple Clause/ Sex Pistols/ Iron Maiden/ Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster/ The Cramps/ The Go! Team/ The Knife/ Turbonegro/ Fischerspooner/ Mothers Inc/ Incubus/ Prince/ The B-52s/ NIN/ (early) Manics/ Felix Da Housecat/ Motley Crue/ Ladytron/ Devo/ At the Drive-in/ Guns'n'Roses/ Interpol/ The Cure/ Talking Heads/ Brian Eno/ The Kills/ Pixies/ Tom Vek/ The Von Bondies/ The Muffs/ Robots in Disguise/ Gary Numan/ The Smiths/ Adam & the Ants/ Blondie/ NOFX/ Soulwax/ Iggy Pop/ Arcade Fire/ Duran Duran/ Radiohead/ We Are Scientists/ LCD Soundsystem/ The Yeah Yeah Yeahs/ Daft Punk/ The Blood Arm/ The Faint/ The Union Underground/ Test - Icicles/ Ikara Colt/ Death From Above 1979/ Lost Horizon/ Biffy Clyro/ Joy Division/ PJ Harvey/ The Specials/ Human League/ King Adora/ Black Wire/ Sons and Daughters/ Towers of London/ Be Your Own Pet/ Miss the Occupier, Kobai, This et Al, Sluts of Trust/ The Dykeenies/ Louis the XIV, Warren Suicide/ CSS/ Hot Chip/ Larrikin Love/ The Long Blondes/ The Gossip

Movies:

Party Monsters, Velvet Goldmine, Spun, Rules Of Attraction, Igby Goes Down, Some Like It Hot, Zoolander, Nosferatu, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Lost Boys, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Singing Ringing Tree, Edward Scissor Hands

Television:

"Take off. Your Clothes. There's nothing on the TV"..... except PEEP SHOW!!!!!!!!! Mighty BOOOOOSH!!!!!

Books:

Ray Bradbury - 'Something Wicked This Way Comes', Donna Tart - 'Secret History'

My Blog

Guest djing for Aerials @ Classic Grand - 20/12/06

ello ello ello We will be guest djing at exciting new club night, Aerials on Wednesday the 20th of December. Also Findo Gask will be performing live. Yay, cheap drinks and good music, Xmas is here ea...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:45:00 PST

Tigers djing for Club NME at The Arches - Thurs 9th of Nov 2006

Tigers on Vaseline djing at the Arches for Club NME. Killer filler between performances from Polytechnic and I Was A Cub Scout 10pm-3am | £3 adv £5 door ...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:34:00 PST

Tigers on Vaseline @The Arches - Friday the 14th of July

Tigers on Vaseline will be doing a wee dj set at Blitzkrieg Bop on Friday the 14th of July. Also djing are Chicks on Speed and live music from The Freelance Hellraiser. 10.30pm-3am £4 adv or £ 6 on th...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST

Business Ladies - Ideas Factory Article

And you thought we just turned up, got drunk and pissed around with some cds... Read this article by the lovely Sharon of Dolly Mixture fame: http://scotland.ideasfactory.com/business/features/feature.. .
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:19:00 PST

IDIOteque BIRTHDAY/FUNERAL! - Sat the 22 of July - with To My Boy and The Ads and guest djs

IDIOteque R.I.P. IDIOteque's first and last birthday - Saturday the 22nd of July Ater this, IDIOteque in its current incarnation will be no more. You are invited to our farewell party. ...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:14:00 PST

IDIOteque - Saturday the 8th of July - No T in the Park tix???

Diddums. Let us ease the pain at IDIOteque - Saturday the 8th of July - 10.30pm-3am Join us (and honourary vaselined tiger for the night - Roz from Miss the Occupier) for some fun at Barfly, Clyde str...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

IDIOteque - Saturday the 10th of June - Midnight Show from THE GRATES

«All the way from Australia, we have   The Grates playing a midnight show at IDIOteque - Saturday the 10th of June 2006 Currently touring with the Zutons, they are about to release...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:03:00 PST

IDIOteque - Sat the 13th of May - Midnight show from: RAAR!

What do we do with dirty girls and filthy boys like you? We put you in a pot and throw you on the fire! IDIOteque - Saturday the 13th of May 2006 Midnight Show from swamp thrash band: RAAR (and word h...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 12:24:00 PST

IDIOteque - Saturday the 8th of April 06 - Live band on the night: Fickle Public

Well hells bells, its nearly that time again!Put on yer party pants and get GET down to IDIOteque @ Barfly!Saturday the 8th of April, 2006Courtesy of dinosaurDeathpenguin and Tigers on Vaseline We can...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:53:00 PST

IDIOteque - Saturday the 11th of March!

HI HI HI!!! No band this weekend so nothing to interfere with you getting so WAHEYSTED that you get get get down on the dancefloor!! Great music, cheap drink and a special one-off, one-of-a-kind ...
Posted by tigers_on_vaseline on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 06:09:00 PST