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Schizometric

Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

About Me

The essentials...

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Cigarettes, Music and Love
Falling asleep to Fight Club keeps me level headed
I wish shoes weren't ever manditory
I'm honest, unless there's a significant reason
I wish i were in kindergarten again every day
Stopping time would be my super power
If you haven't an original thought in your head, put a bullet in it. I make bad first impressions


"I really do have love to give; I just don't know where to put it."
"...whatever you wanna tell me, whatever you think might scare me, won't... and I will listen... I will be a good listener to you if that's what you want... and you know, you know... I won't judge you... I can do that sometimes, I know, but I won't... I can... listen to you and you shouldn't be scared of scaring me off or anything that you might think I'll think or on and on and just say it and I'll listen to you... "
Important Factoids.
My heart belongs to one person and one person only.
Generosity, sincerity, loyalty, honesty and punctuality are traits in others that I hold in high regard.
I usually put people on pedistools and when they don't deliver i get upset and bail.
My favorite animal is the turtle! Not in any way influenced by the ninja's. I fucking hate them.
I love texting
Phone calls are best
Subtlety is truly appreciated with me.
I say "Awwww" a lot
I like singing & dancing, no matter the occasion
I like video games, duh.
Japanese culture amazes me.
I usually prefer watching cartoons
"Hopeless Romantic" doesn't even cover it.
Grudges are held. But i believe in second chances.
I want to cuddle, always. But i only wanna cuddle with the 1 boy, 2 girls & my dog.
Wasting water is a huge pet peeve of mine that i don't ever voice
I don't want to be confined to one continent, i wanna travel, a lot.
I enjoy company.
I don't like being around people i have to censor myself around.
I wish to learn Bass, bow bow boooow, fuck yeah.
Harp & Violin too.
I'm easily impressed
Vulnerable should be my middle name, but its Margaret.
I don't like people fucking with me.
I'm sorta tough.
I like people who most would say are: "Uncool", "Nerds", "Leet Sauce" or "Noobs"
I read everyones lists.
Its hard for me to relate to people.
Artistic people make my day.
I adore strong eyebrows, not uni, but strong.
Sad eyes make me swoon.
I almost always believe horoscopes & tarot cards
I'd have Quentin Tarantino's love child
As well as Cameron Crowe's
I'm that sucker that was born a minute ago
Some would say i'm delusional and think life should be like they are in the movies. Some would be right.
I'm a stickler for details
Bad grammar Pi$$e$ m3 OfF.
I swear like a fuckin' sailor.
I care way too much about what people think.
I try to buy friendship
The sexiest things in the whole world are strategically placed tattoos, musicians, boxers, happy trails, strange hobbies and that little gap of tummy between the shirt and pants that shows when an attractive boy lifts his arms up & Emo Afros.
I'm quite good with html 010101
I'm an open book.
Goals of mine include: Making a movie, writing a book, having a band and becoming a tattoo artist.
Im as honest as i can be.
The word "cunt" doesn't bother me, unless its directed toward me.
The "N" word bothers me as well as homophobia. I'm not easily offended.
I desperately wish i was born in the 60's, even though i don't abuse drugs, unless you count pot. And i wouldn't call it abuse, more of a mutual kinship.
Slang makes me excited. I will one day own the Hip Hoptionary.
I like making friends.
The End?

I Love. This . GIRL You don't even know the half of it!

My Interests



Paul Thomas Anderson, greatest director of all time . . .

Music:


Movies:

My Top 10

There's waaaaaaay more. But thems my tops, suckaz.

Television:


Dexter
SIX FEET UNDER
[adult-swim]
The L Word
Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
House
THE SHOWBIZ SHOW
Dr. 90210
METALOCALYPSE! Invader Zim
Ren and Stimpy
VH1
Clone High
South Park
Looney Toons
Tom goes to mayor
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Colbert Report
The Daily Show
America's Next Top Model
Scrubs
Full House
THE SOUP!
WONDER SHOWZEN!

Books:



Jhonen Vasquez comic books. And i'm in the process of purchasing some Frank Miller deliciousness.

Heroes:

Tyler Durden.
May I never be complete.
May I never be content.
May I never be perfect.
Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete.

My Blog

Wasting the minutes till you arrive. . .

 All of the following is very true.  I'm a sensitive Pisces. For sure.  I felt today i needed some guidance from the stars.   Personality traits: Uncommon abi...
Posted by Schizometric on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

My Mathematical Mind

So, my life has been quite interesting lately.  In a good way too.  When i say that its usually because of drama.  But fate has its way with things and has landed me many positive situa...
Posted by Schizometric on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 11:38:00 PST

What we fall for when we're already down

So, yesterday, chillaxed with my two favorite girls, ever.  Katie May and Holly E.  They amaze me. End of story.   Anyways, i have to work until monday without a day off.  UGGHH!&n...
Posted by Schizometric on Thu, 24 May 2007 02:10:00 PST

Bad News

Ok, so i can deal with no more episodes of Six Feet Under... thats hard enough on me... but i just heard the worst news on the planet....   DEXTER WON'T BE BACK UNTIL OCTOBER!   OCTOBER?! &n...
Posted by Schizometric on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:05:00 PST

A little slice of Americana

Myself:  "How did you get so cute?"Connor: "I'm not cute. . . I'm doomed." 4 year olds these days.  So innocent and pure.     ...
Posted by Schizometric on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:57:00 PST

Take heart, sweetheart, or I will take it from you

So . . . Brand New has always been a band i adored, but ever since i heard "Jesus Christ" off their new album The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me I have become obsessed. "Once said, always s...
Posted by Schizometric on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

Emotion is dead

I stole this idea from Kyle Klatka, he's a trend setter.       -I believe if you don't use it, you lose it. -Being single, to me, is the equivalence of leprosy -I always feel I miss opp...
Posted by Schizometric on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:20:00 PST

My dreams just effing' came true fools!

First of all, i have an insatiable love for Daniel Day-Lewis ever since my viewing of  Gangs of New York because, well duh, he was fucking ownage.  If you need an explanation why i will glad...
Posted by Schizometric on Wed, 09 May 2007 03:50:00 PST

Why "Jack Nicholson" should be used as an adjective for amazing

Yeah, you don't fuck with that.   Anyways, this man, this god among men, is my favorite actor.  After much needed diliberation with myself i've come to this conclusion.  Also, i have d...
Posted by Schizometric on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:00:00 PST

Rules to live by

Rules to Live by...? by =tickshady ..> 1. Never stop thinking. This is important. If someone ever says to you 'You need to stop thinking so much,' call them ignorant in your head and keep thinkin...
Posted by Schizometric on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:03:00 PST