I enjoy diving for change in public fountains,sleeping at the movies,talking to my children, they are infinetly interesting,walking around Westport. I love the feeling when you finish a really good book. I love Law and Order CI D'Onfrio is awesome. I also enjoy making ice skates from razor blades and house shoes. Using Clorox for nasal spray,and the festering scent of a landfill on a bright summer morn. When in the passenger seat of cars at stop lights,freaking out beating on the windows and screaming. the driver of the car you are in doesn't usually expect it so they smack at you to make you stop,adding to the kidnapping effect....sorry I also enjoy studying the history of lint and have a lint collection from waaaayy back.Jealous much? That's what I thought ,bitches. And making my world famous pickle noodle soup. I also like making up little songs about my kids. And since I never go anywhere I like to take my camera around town and photograph things that look like I am vacationing somewhere else.
I'd like to meet:
I would love to meet Pam and Jim,Yoko and John,Paul McCartney,Ghandi,Mandela,Johnny Depp,Gwen Stefani,Gavin Rossdale,Mike Muir from Suicidal Tendencies,Zach Braff,and Robert Carlyle. I also think that it would be cool to meet my ancestors from Ireland. Ask them a few thousand questions. You know who else? That hot faceless guy in my dreams. Your dad,my uncles best friends dogs nieces hair stylist who chats with Alice Cooper about his doctors cousins boyfriend who happens to have sold a w
indow squeegee to this guy who says he dated Angelinas assisstants friend from Guatamala,where Pyllis Diller drank with a tribal priest related to Kevin Bacon. Small world,huh? And the woman who invented air.
Music:
Man,I love everything from the Spin Doctors and REM on Seasame Street to Seplatura. I think the Beatles are my first and fav band/but I love all kinds,the Loving Spoonful,the Doors, Suicidal Tendencies,Three Non-Blondes,Scissor Sisters,Ozzy is cool. The sound that the toilet makes when it flushes rocks, as well as random tapings of nails on chalk boards. real headbanging material baby.
Movies:
One of my fav movies is the Big Easy with Ellen Barkin and Dennis Quaid. I love anything w/Zach Braff. Return to Paradise tore my heart out. Practical Magic,Aresnic and Old Lace with Cary Grant. Kate and Leopold. The Doors with Kilmer. As for that,Top Secret,Mind Hunters and Real Genius too. I just saw 1408 and totally recommend that everyone go see it. Any Monty Python movie I love Eric Idle and Plan to stalk him in my old age...te hee
I think the production of The Meaning of Life was incredible. I love documentarys. LOVE them. Love Actually and Garden State are two of my faves and Zifferellis Romeo and Juliet from the 60's. Have you ever seen Love and a 45? Awesome!!! The House of Yes,julian Po,The Waco Texas doc.,Decline of Western Civilazation,Donnie Darko,The Rotten Fruit on SF on Cabin Fever dvd,Requim for a dream,Labryinth,Fern Gully,The Movie of the Musical Hair,4 Weddings and A Funeral,Running on Empty,Any Rhino on Elephant Porn ...tehe Just a few more,Thumbsucker,The Libertine,John Lennon's Imagine,Buy the Ticket take the Ride,The U.S. vs John Lennon.Casanova with Oliver Platt.He is one hot big guy!
Television:
I am a tv snob. I love PBS. Anything on there intrigues me. I love to watch How Clean is Your House on the BBC and the F word. My guilty pleasures are Gene Simmons Family Jewels and Chris Angels Mindfreak. Dude! That show makes me laugh so hard. I watch it mainly for Comic relief,but he totally wigs me out sometimes. Is he in league with Satan? thoughts to ponder.And of course the cd infomercials.Also,of late,kinda digging on T.A.P.S. .Those dudes are freaking cool like a mug.
Books:
I love Anne Rice,Stephen King,John Steinbeck,Henry James,the phonebook,the dictionary,all lil golden books,lol Shel Silverstein,Faulkner,Oscar Wilde. The instuction books to various random things,cars,tampons,receipes,surgery etc
Neil Gaimon frikkin'rocks!I have an autographed copy of Good Omens!!!American Gods,and Anaisi Boys,were well woven stories that will pull you through the book like a chain on a winch.I just read The Snowy Garden by Christopher Rice.That man can write!Although the homoerotic overtones may bother some,the story is more than enough to make up for that.I found myself thinking about it while doing everyday things.I had to ration the last few chapters,so,like good sex,it wouldn't end too soon.You should totally take the time to check out this awesome read.
Heroes:
my kids are my heros. They are tough resilient people that deserve medals just for existing. David,their dad for being such a great father. My friend Dawn for being straight forward and strong.Her girls Jayde and Jordan for being different and who they are. Ghandi,Mandela,the kid who faced the tanks in the Tieneman Square in the 80's,all the men and women who put there lives on the line for what they believe in and people who aren't afraid to do just that.
