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The path of the vodka drinking man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the sober and the tyrany of beer drinkers. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds his vodka from bottle to table for he is the true keeper of his balance and the finder of lost drinking buddies.And I will srike down upon thee with great vengance and furious anger those who try to steal or to spill my vodka! And you will know my name is "The Lord" when I projectile vomit upon thee! bitch!!!!!!!!